Hello!
Cath's here for a funny thread where you can relate or tell us a funny story or an embarrassing one.
Let me start and by the same occasion give you an example:
So, I was watching some porn in my room, you know, something vanilla for me. So, I was kind of half naked to enjoy myself when my little sister busted in my room! She's three years younger than me and she's kind of the teller. I was really panicked and in reflex I stood up revealing my wet spot. I was caught red handed and damn is my sister a prick!
His eyes almost come out of orbit when I told him that, opened his mouth to say something but stopped and instead shook his head, sighed and sat down in front of the computer; turned my backs to him, lit another cigarette, went to the kitchen to serve myself a glass of red wine, quietly took it with me into the living room and comfortably sat down in the couch and facing him, started to watch the spectacle of ‘light and colour’ that would follow.
As he went from ‘adventure to adventure’ I started noticing the change in his face colours, first he was white as chalk, ruminated unnoticeable things, shook his head, sighed, tapped his hands on the table, occasionally he stopped and looked at me, and I, with my mask of indifference watched everything while smoked and drank the wine with my legs crossed and humming a song; then he flushed, noticed the red in his ears, that was the time I thought he would give up reading, he stood up, looked at me with printed hatred on his face, went to the garden and I took the opportunity to see where he was on ‘my adventures’, he was on the part that I find most exciting, the threesomes, gangbangs and stuff like that, of course, it figures. I sat down again at the exact same time he entered the room, looked at me and gave the following sentence – “You really are a slut Tania, I should have listened to my mother, twenty years ago!” – He sat down after saying that, I didn’t answered, however, as strange it may seems, hear that from him still gave me more pleasure, and he continued his reading, red like a pepper by now.
Then he should have calmed, since he lost colour suddenly, became in a tone more bluish, I laughed between teeth, so nice, everything was going as planned and in fact, those colour changes, those sniffles, sighs, pounding the table were enjoying myself so much, that for a moment I was afraid of blowing everything if I couldn’t control myself and just, start laughing. When he finally reach the last part, I realized immediately, the vermilion returned almost instantly, was more like a purplish, I swear, I saw ‘smoke’ coming out of his head, he cursed looking at me – “Fucking WHORE! How could you? BITCH!” – I laughed at him and finally replied – “ Read it till the end, sweetie, don’t forget about the Epilogue, it’s very important that you read it” – I said trying to keep calm, although by that time, I already felt the need for some ‘blood’; I realized immediately when he was reading the epilogue, for those who don’t remember, in the epilogue I did real references about my childhood, about how I met him, about my life with him and… about our sex life, better yet, as it has become, and this was the final stroke for him, he rose to his feet, closed the internet page and turned to me, completely out of breath, purple with rage and fuming. Excellent, the ‘party’ was finally begins.
He came to me, for a moment I thought he was hitting me, but no, that would be too common for ‘Herr Doctor’, instead, he assaulted me as usual, with sharp words, but at least this time, more worthy of a constructor worker than a respectable ‘society member’ – “But what a Bitch you are…you enjoyed yourself doing it, right?, did you masturbate doing it? Is that what you like, am I right, you COW?” – I didn’t answer, sparking a new cigarette (had smoked almost the whole pack) and he continued – “I wanted to make you a Lady, I gave you everything, and all you want is the company of evildoers and sexual perverts, that’s all you like, isn’t it?” – Once more I remain silent, although each time costing me more, but it was necessary, he went increasingly angry and speak louder – “But why in the hell was I marry you? I knew, I knew what you were, a whore, a stripper, who gave to everyone, you even liked to tell, gave you ‘pleasure’, I must confess, I enjoyed that at the beginning, you rocked my world, BUT WHY I MARRIED YOU? I have some fun, gave some fucks and then sent you to where you belong, to the street, the place you and your kind deserve to live” – Finally he managed to hurt me, I had to appeal to all my strength not to get up and take forward my initial plans, instead, I closed my eyes, took a deep breath and said nothing, he realized and continued – “Tell me, FUCK! TANIA, tell me why you did it, was to hurt me? That’s what you mean by revenge? What a Disgraceful, what a Shameless, SHIT, TELL ME GOD DAMMIT, TELL ME NOW!”
I took a deep breath and finally spoke – “Yes, it was for revenge, not entire, but I think you’d not understand the other reasons, YES! Basically it was for revenge, not for you, because you don’t even deserve it, revenge against ME, for being stupid, for having given up my dreams for YOU, because of the society rules that you like so much, and even, go figure it, for having adapted to this ruled ‘little life’ you so much appreciate, of tasteless sex, with no flame and no ‘horny’, without noises and in most cases in the dark. YES! Revenge” – He stopped for a bit, I noticed he was thinking, knew exactly on what, the bait had been launched, it was time to catch it – “OK, you want the divorce? It will be my pleasure, I will destroy you Tania, I will take your children, they will know exactly what you were, what you are and what you always be, it will be them not want anything with you, you’ll be left with NOTHING, you want the divorce? You’ll have it, but then you’re going back to the streets, perhaps finally you’ll have to sell yourself like one of those toothless hookers roadside, is that what you want? YOU WILL HAVE IT!” – There it was, my cue, the time had come to turn the table; the time had come to the ‘final blow’.
I got home and put my plan immediately into action, turned on the computer and open the forum page, precisely at the thread I wanted, took the folder that the private investigator gave me and placed it strategically in the living room table, with care to turn it down so the name written there doesn´t appear, then I picked up the phone; rang once, twice, three times until the voice of Antonio was heard – “Yes Tania?, I’m working dear, what’s the matter?” – I made a pain’s voice, some decibels lower than my usual pretending I was aphonic – “I’m very sick hun, you have to come here, now, please *cough*, please come here, I’m not able to drive and go there, I feel really bad, Antonio *cough*” – Listened him ruminate something imperceptible in the other side and smiled, dammit, I should have followed the actress’s career – “OK dear, lie down in bed and give me half an hour, I’m going” – Perfect, laughed and answered in my previous voice tone – “Yes, yes, but hurry up hun, please”.
When he arrived home, I represented the role of ‘perfect wife’, the same I had been representing so well in the past few months, hugged him, kissed him in the lips and told him using my ‘regular’ voice – “Sit down Antonio, we have a lot to talk about” – He looked at me astonished and said – “But you weren’t sick? What is it Tania? This is another one of your reveries?” – I looked at him with a hard and serious look – “No, I’m not sick, sorry, I had to pretend, now, you’ll sit over there and you’re going to listen what I have to tell you” – He tried to stammer something, but I shrugged my shoulders and went hastily into the room, pulled up a chair and sat patiently; he mumbled something related to the amount of things he had to do but he settled and sat in the chair. I took a deep breath and started – “Look Antonio, what happens is this, after what happened two months ago when you accused me to betray you, because of the umpteenth time that your mother made your head against me, what you, also for the umpteenth time, accepted and raze me apart without any real proof, that I have been this way, devastated, destroyed, especially after that lunch we had a week after, when you, allegedly, apologize, I say ‘allegedly’ because you really didn’t, basically you did what you always did, you apologized, blaming me” – He looked at me dumbfounded with that face I used to love so much and that now just disgusted me, trying to stop me, to which I countered, lifted up my voice – “NO, you’ll have your time to speak, now, let me tell you all… so, doing that Antonio, you finally managed or your mother managed, either way, IT’S OVER ANTONIO, ENOUGH!, these past two months have been a sacrifice, and I was willing to hold out until Marinho turned 18… but, well, I cannot, not anymore, you know, in the beginning I felt hatred for you, I hated you, seriously, I hated you, your parents, all your petty and unhappy family and especially Antonio, I HATED myself by haven’t seen what you are earlier” – Now I was screaming – “Then you have become indifferent to me, this past month when we lay down it was as if I slept with a stranger and when we made love… PFFF LOVE! When you wanted me to ‘serve’ you, it was as if a stranger fucked me, yes Antonio, I know you don’t like I use those words, FUCKED ME!” - I stopped talking, lit a cigarette and waited for his reaction, it was immediate – “I knew it, once a whore, always a whore, I thought you’d be better with age, it seems not” – He screamed and spit words to me, great, it was time for the coup de grace.
- “Now that you mention whoring, do you remember that on-line game you find out I was playing? Yes, that’s right, the one I, stupid, used to spice up our relationship, because for you, the ideal was in missionary position, at the dark and God forbid you to cum in my mouth, what a mortal sin that was! Well, I actually erased my old character, something that cost me a lot, because I had a great fondness for the wistful ‘MsTan', only thing is Antonio, you should knew me a little better, you, from above others, should knew that everything someone do to me reverberates in double and with viciousness refinements, so…” – he blushed, rose to his feet, come up beside me, bent down and said – “Yes, I remember very well, imagine that, my wife, mother of my children, playing a game like that, doing who knows what and with who” - “AH! In this regard, come here” – I got up, went to the computer, wiggled the mouse opening the forum page that I had previously left opened – “Right Antonio, the truth is that once deleted a character I created another one and since you didn’t knew what I was doing or with whom in this ‘little game’… here you have… Hun! Sit relaxed and READ IT! Yes, I wrote everything I done here on this forum, on this thread that I gave the pompous name JOURNEY INTO THE DARK SIDE".
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Arrived home, put my suitcase on the living room table and ran to the bathroom, undressed and put myself in the shower, stood still for at least 5 minutes, wept copiously now, the water washing my face and taking my tears to the place they belong, the drain; covered myself with a towel and lay down in bed, I must have fallen asleep in the meanwhile, because the next thing I noticed was my phone ringing, looked at the clock, almost 6pm now, 2 hours has passed, I got up, it was my husband – “Hello, Tania? Is just to warn that a problem arose in the hospital, I have to stay here, sorry!” – Recomposed myself, don’t know how, and replied trying to sound as normal as possible – “It’s alright Honey, kiss, we see each other tomorrow” – I hung up and sent the phone against the couch, angry and cursing, however, I felt relieved, wasn’t ready yet, I needed some time, I needed to think, I needed to sleep on it; dressed and go out to get the kids at school, we had a quietly dinner and when they were to his rooms and I was left alone, I even thought in get on-line and talk a bit to my friends, but…I gave up, I was unable to do so, instead, went to my room, undressed and lay down.
However, my head was completely accelerated; several scenarios had crossed my mind, violent images, blood and diabolical laughter’s… Ah! And plans! Various plans have passed through my mind that night, as I turned and rolled in the bed, one after another, each one more perfect and more full of details that the previous, crime, no, THE perfect crime, how to do it, what to wear, how to hide and where, what to say, the right place to be, all designed to the infimum detail, I even felt the taste, the smell of it, it looked like I was in another dimensional plane, like a dream, but it was not, it was me and my diabolical mind working, taking me back to my teenager years where so often I used it to revenge on all those who hurt me, or older, where I used it to humiliate and ‘torture’ all those who committed the mistake of underestimating me, as he did now, now? No! Not now, it had been going on for years and years; everything was perfectly outlined now, dealing with it in my bed, sobbing and laughing, nervous laughter, the plan was done, only one thing was missing, would I have the courage to carry on?
Opened my eyes and looked at the clock, 3am, is it possible that I was dealing with those thoughts for more than six hours? My soaked sweat body despite the cool night, told me yes, the unmade bed of twists and turns, confirmed, it couldn’t be, my head was killing me, I got up and went to the bathroom, washed my face and swallowed a pill for the headaches and… my sons, no! That was the difference; I couldn’t do it, for them, NO! Stealthily entered in my son’s room, stood there for a few minutes, lowered and kissed his face, went out and did the same in my daughter’s room… NO! I couldn’t do it, no way, not with them there, my children! I went to the kitchen, sat at the table; my dog appeared at that moment, when she saw me, put those big paws on me and licked my face, AH! That unconditional love, hugged her and stood there for a while, both of us, me and my dog, got up, took a yogurt from the refrigerator for me and went to fetch some dog biscuits for her, we ate in silence. I felt better, but I still needed to take those ideas from my head, I needed to sleep, me, that so often joked about the several times I needed sleeping pills after get putted in ‘Ignore List’ by some ‘Troll’, now I really need it, not because of a ‘Troll’ but because something worse, not because of the game, but because something real. Life and what she puts on our path to test us. Alright then, I’ll be ready, but not today, now, I NEED TO SLEEP!
In the morning I felt much better, after doing the breakfast and take the kids to school, I returned home after a quick stop to take coffee in the usual place and while I was drinking, it suddenly appeared to me, that’s it! I knew what I had to do, keep drinking my coffee slowly while in my head the plan was taking form; the entire plan was well outlined already, sketched a smile as I paid the coffee and even after entering the car, I had no doubt! It was perfect, yes it was, that’s a plan from ‘the good old days Tania’, pretty clean, phased, giving the opportunity to the ‘unfortunate’ feel safe and on top of the events, until the final lunge when there is no more rope to stretch and I squeeze it tight; was like that so many times in high school, was like that with Garcia from the modelling agency, was like that with Nando, my possessive boyfriend and was like that with that bitch of Filipa, that thought she could ‘steal’ my boyfriend and get away with it, OH YES! It´s been a while since the last time that I need to use my Machiavellian ‘skills’, but for the health of my children, WILL be like that with Antonio, my husband!
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