Hello ladies and gentlman,my name is Aj,most of you know me from the game as an party member,social buterfly and etc,so lets cut to the chase,the main topic here is vodka bar,i'm working here for like 8 days and if you want a good place to hang out and get to know some ppl,this is the best spot in mnf,it's new,classy,got some good ideas and it's a good place to sit and talk with some ppl after a hard day at work,so stop by sometime and leave some tips to bartender,cheers and have fun.

Allso we need some ppl to rp as Dj's/poledancers,bartenders,waitreses,bouncers and security,so if you know some good folks that are good in rp spread the word for us,btw thank you all and i apreciate all help that i can get. xD

A quick update,well Vodka bar is up and runing everyday,so stop by,spend some time with us and leave some tips for a bartender,thank you good ppl,cheers and have fun. xD
P.s
We are still looking for some pro dancers,so if you know someone,or who is interested pm me,thank you.

Many of you have probably seen the user im-an-a-roial-gard, we'll call him "roial gard" from now, on the Beaver Bash server before. He typically goes around asking if people are into roleplay and that he needs people to build a castle. In fact, the exact quote is "[role play]I'm trying to build my castle and I'd love you take part in it.Anyone who is interested send me a [personal]". 

A few days ago I wanted to follow him and see what it was all about. That all changed today. While I was minding my own business and having a few laughs with everyone (Seriously guys? Vagina bread?) in the alley, roial gard came in. I followed him on a hilarious journey that still has me laughing while I type this thread. I hope you all enjoy my first thread as I enjoyed making it. Without further adieu, here it is, the Kingdom of Shanti...

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roial gard messages me to follow him to Metropolis. When I get there and I do not see him, I worry. Where could he have gone in those short moments? Was I not worthy enough? All the thoughts start racing through my head. He suddenly appears out of the bushes and asks me to follow him into the hotel. He escorts me up to the second floor where I set my eyes on the most beautiful kingdom in the world.



Of course, I'm a little underwhelmed at first but I really want to see where this goes. I was very much looking forward to building a castle after all! When I get there roial gard asks me to have a seat and he starts telling me about the Kingdom of Shanti.





The moment roial gard starts telling me about the history of Shanti, Maria walks in. Could she be the contractor hired to build the castle? Or perhaps she is a higher up in the kingdom? I start to get nervous and my hands get tense thinking about the possibilities.



Nope, she was just there looking to hook up with someone. I bet she was pretty surprised when she stumbled upon the Kingdom of Shanti though, right? She had a quick conversation with Madline who I didn't manage to snag a picture of. Frankly, she didn't seem all that interesting. Plus, the story of the demise of Shanti is just terrible. A 25 year war with another kingdom?! They almost lost everything! The poor poor people of Shanti. I can't imagine what they went through.



All that is left of the people of Shanti are the roial gard and the king. My purpose starts to become clearer right before my eyes. That's why he needed people to build a castle. The Kingdom of Shanti needs help and I may just be the woman that can help do so... However, he asks two things of me. What could it possibly be?



Am I on daily? Well yeah, just about. And how are my RP skills? Uhm, let's see... They're fucking fantastic. This could be a match made in heaven. Have I passed the ultimate test? Will I become a part of something bigger than either your or I could have ever predicted? But wait, DaddyLongStrides walks in. Who is this figure and why does he say that roial gard requested him? 



I believe that he is a loyal subject of the Kingdom of Shanti. And since I passed roial gard's two question test, I get off the couch and swear allegiance to the Kingdom of Shanti. The longer I am a part of this conversation, the larger my aspirations grow. I do not just want to build castles anymore! I want to restore Shanti! No long after, roial gard asks me what I want my position to be. I... get to ... choose?!



Yes! I shall be the Queen of Shanti! Screw building castles, I want to live in one! However, it is not that easy everyone. Don't think I just got the respect of roial gard and DaddyLongStrides just like that. I knew I had to prove myself. I had to show them what my agenda was and what I see for the future of Shanti. There's also a problem guys. Shanti already has TWO QUEENS!

[Continued in my next post!]

If anyone is a fan of Game of Thrones, I just went full on Cersei Lannister on their asses. They either make me the Queen of Shanti or I will forge my own kingdom, wage war against Shanti, and watch it burn into ashes. This is what women have to do if they ever want to manage a kingdom. I can't just say "Pretty please, can I be your queen?" No! I have to show them the true meaning of power and fear. I need to show them that even though I am not a man, I can manage a kingdom like a man. And what's this? A PM from the roial gard?

I'm in, baby!

<On some day of the somewhath millenium, the red Space Hulk under the apt name of "Dis 'Ulk" has entered the system of the Blueperium's home planet, immediately sending out Krash Kapsulez containing small parties throughout the zone to spread the Ork spores and set up some form of encampment around the Landaz carrying the main force. Stepping off the ramp, Wyrdgurl Azzi on her shoulder, Warboss Grubslag Mugnob lifts her six barelled improved kustom shoota with a tri-linked burna and lets out a mighty WAAAAAAGH!!! as the DAKKA thunders across the land as the lines of trukkz, Dredz and Squiggoths gathered around the area. Getting on top of a tower, she bellows> 

Lis'n up ya' gitz! Deez zoggin' 'umiez 'ave been askin' fer a stompin' a lon' timez ago! So, wez gon' be nice n' give it to 'em! WEZ GUNNA KRUMPLE 'EM ALL GOOD N' PROPPA DEN TAKE DEIR LOOTZ N' FEED DEEZ ZOGGIN' GITZ TO DA SQUIGZ! 'ERE WE GO BOYZ!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

I thought of being just a little selfish and post my own thread for the first time. 

I love to roleplay. Those who have been doing so with me, I hope you think I'm an awesome partner. 
I guess I wanna look for like-minded roleplayers out there who enjoys detailed roleplay. More than one liners, with intimate understanding of roles and plots and take us both to a whole new imaginative place. 

I guess I wanna be psychologically aroused? 

I love chicks with dicks more than anything. Futa, Shemale, Sissy, even a strap on would work. But there are not a lot of chicks with dicks and not all of them like guys, I love the idea of being a guy who gets fucked by a chick with a dick. If there are any chicks with dicks out there who like to fuck guys, please let me know .

Oi ya' gitz, dis is Warboss Molly 'ere. So far, wez Orkz been noticin' a ratha' 'uge presence o' dis Kaktus git. So, I 'az decided ta go a'ead n' krumple 'im. Dis be a callin' to all da boyz 'round 'ere. Wez gotz DAKKA! Wez gotz 'splozhins n' wez gotz choppaz. So quit muckin' about n' get in da zoggin' wartrukk to 'ollect some teef 'fore we take yourz!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Так господа я решил создать форум посвященный русскому сообществу заходите расскажите о себе о так как вы чувствуете себя в игре и т д

So I figured why not have a thread of funny videos to laugh at. Maybe turn that bad day into a good one (or at least a better one anyway)

Hi, all i just thought i'd make a thread for those who would like to post events that are taking place in the game.

What is the rep for?
I noticed it the first time I went there, but I don't really understand the concept... Kinda...

Can YOU help me?