Fancy, schmancy pickup lines

[Bansai]

"hey babe, wan sum fuk?"

Works everytime  

[ladyselin]

nice shoes, wanna fuck P

[Arthuro]

(12-01-2015, 06:48 PM)ladyselin Wrote: nice shoes, wanna fuck P

I like that a lot! :-))

[LucasKyo]

Mostly, I once would not believe if it something like dat happened today with me... here is my case:

"Hi Handsome, you are a premium user... premium here have big dicks, i can take yours?"

my reaction: "OK" meme XD

[lZafyra]

I had a guy a couple of days ago going like:

"Hey, i just meet you,
and you're driving me crazy
i'm already rock on
suck it maybe"

Gotta give credits for the lyrics xD

[AlecSeverin]

The best one I've gotten directed at me was:

Hey are you a candle?

No.

So, tell me why I want to blow you so much?

Thought it was pretty good.

[Marcelle]

And when I get the sung in Portuguese, such ast:
"Sweetie, call me Toddy, because I will be your Toddynho."

I do not stand it and had to laugh a lot.
Too bad I did not took a shot.

PS: Toddy and Toddynho are chocolate drinks here in Brazil.

[LucasKyo]

(12-03-2015, 02:00 PM)Marcelle Wrote: And when I get the sung in Portuguese, such ast:
"Sweetie, call me Toddy, because I will be your Toddynho."

I do not stand it and had to laugh a lot.
Too bad I did not took a shot.

PS: Toddy and Toddynho are chocolate drinks here in Brazil.

I have to say... give this man a cookie... because i laugh so hard right now XD

[Ajhot993]

(11-29-2015, 08:35 PM)Merigold Wrote: Even though it's a Triple X game and everyone here should **** like rabbits, some of the player base have mastered the fine art of seduction. This thread is all about what MnFuckers say to erm... pick your interest.

Just for the sake of personal data and all that bollocks, I'll keep the authors as anonymous as humanly possible.


Here it goes:
"I'm a volcano ready to blow on your iceberg"
"Marry me Meri, cause your heart made of gold."

PS: I try to keep to the original structure and spelling

Everyone is welcome to post their most tasty bits.

Or like "hey girl,what's your name and what's your number,are you glad that i came cuz i'm gonna set you on fire"

[ladyselin]

i know the best one. Here goes. '' Hi''