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Handling Unwanted Invites
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15. A very determined lesbian

Wanna have some sweet lesbian sex with me? Just invite me to you room baby girl Smile
I think you're going to have to commit more to the relationship at this point
I wouldn't mind
But you're just so hot, I'd love to rub my pussy on yours
This relationship is supposed to be give and take, but all you do is expect me to give!
I'll give you some sex to bbbg,  I'll pleasure a lot
Then why am I the one that has to pay, when this is supposd to be a relationship of mutual trust and sharing Sad
I'm low on money..........sorry Sad, trust me you'll have a fun time. People say I'm the hottest at lesban sex.
We dont even talk anymore it's always just sex. You've changed you;re not the girl I once knew Sad
You're so hot, I wanna fuck/
You don't even ask how my day was Sad
I will after we fuck
This is why I don't think this relationship is going to work anymore...
Fucking will make our relationship better
Admit it, you wanna fuck
That's what you said last time but nothing changed then either
Cuz u didn't invite to fuck
Then how do you know it will make our love stronger, what if you;re just using me
I'll just fuck other girls, you're wasting my time
I'actually surprised it took you that long to realise
You're ugly as fuck anyway, I just needed pussy
You were the one that tried so....
Pussy is Pussy, I wanna get on top
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Sasso, oh my god...you are amazing, what a twist, LOOOOOOL
To be simple is to be great
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That's a lot of Fuck word usage, oh and pussy too Tongue
A wise man always say: 
"Make Love, Not War"
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Big Grin 
This one is very fresh, most of the time i just don't reply, but after i read the last post from Sasso, i decide to give it a try

 - Hi Baby .. my cock gets bigger and bigger .. please can u take care of it sweet heart ?
 - if it's getting bigger, why you need help?
 - he needs a pussy to calm down
 - no, i don't think a pussy will calm him down...did you try put him under cold water?
 - come on baby i really want u on my hot bed
 - your bed is warm? what is the temperature?
 - 30
 - 30? that's too much, no way you can calm down anything with that heat

After that, he put me on the ignore list and delete the avatar... *ahh sweet revenge* he tought before deleting...
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Rainbow 
Sasso and Fenix....Brilliant. I decided to take your cue in stretching things out a bit and this happened to me yesterday:-

- hey Baby
- Hello, how are you?
- I'm lying on the beach, naked and u stand over me
- Okay!
- u see my 10 inch cock, throbbin (yes, no ending in g)
- and?
- u grab hold of it
- Hold on, if I'm standing up, how can I reach it?
- what?
- Standing up, I can only stretch my hands down to the middle of my thigh, which is a good two feet from the ground!
- so?
- So, it is physically impossible for me to reach the 10 inch dick, of a guy lying down on a beach, if I'm standing up!
- what u talking about?
- Try it, stand up straight and see how far you can stretch your hands down, I guarantee you will find a gap longer than 10 inches between your hands and the ground.
- Look, u wanna fuck or what?
- Well no! I'm really interested in your concept of the laws of physics now!
- Fuck u

And I went on ignore!
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Belinda it goes to show that some people are playing this game only for the "getting laid", nothing else Tongue
A wise man always say: 
"Make Love, Not War"
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Belinda.....I'm speechless, brilliant *STANDING OVATION*
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Thanks Fenix, here is another on the Gerald Ford theme:-

-Hey
-Hello
-send me a pic
-Okay! I have a nice one of an elephant, or perhaps one of the London skyline at dusk, to send you.
-No I mean a pic of u
-A picture of the letter "U"! Well I'm not one to judge, but that seems to be a strange fantasy you have there?

Surprisingly, I'm still waiting a reply.
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Belinda, LOL, did you send it? the pic from the letter U?
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