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Fancy, schmancy pickup lines
(01-18-2016, 09:29 AM)MsTan Wrote: Oh really King??? what if i send you a PM text like that? do you reply the exact same thing???

(01-16-2016, 08:36 PM)Merigold Wrote: Got back from a little break, and got something pretty correct when grammar is concerned. Otherwise it's about average, when it comes to cheese.

"You are so Beautiful. It would be a dream for me to make love to you."

So romantic ... Wait, not really.

Yes i receive that 2 or 3 times...i always reply...good, go to bed, close your eyes, fall a sleep and when you start dreaming, send me a PM....

Haha Tan, you misunderstand. I totally think they should, but they never will...
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well guys...today i try an honest approach!!! just ask politely if i have a chance with them...IT WORKS...even if i dont have a chance, they reply...and i have some good conversations too...A GOOD DAY!!!
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I thought that my thread would die out, due to the sheer lack of content. Well this male specimen proved me wrong.
Screen shots will be shown on demand.
Disclamer: Orignial spelling

Guy: hi baby u looks very sexyWink
Me: Hi and your english is not that sexy
Guy: lol.sorry baby. I like your tits baby suck your nipples Tongue
Me: If you're looking for something to milk go find a cow
Guy: lol. no I don't need a milk.. i want caress your sexy body only. Wink
Me: I already got a massage therapist
Guy: hmm ok then i want finger ur hot and wet pussy Wink
Me: Finger me, or my cat?
Guy: what do you want to hear ? Fuck your tight pussy and asshole. I want you !
Me: Now you want to fuck my cat and my ass.
Guy: Yeah give to me your sexy tight asshole baby.
Me: Now, at least your're trying to make some sense. So, why me out of all the girls in the game.
Guy: Because you impressed me. I'm very horny now. My dick is very big for you.. Anyway, I want your holes baby. Will you give them to me ?
Me: You do know that impressions go both ways, and from what I;ve read so far, I'm not even midly tipped by your ... mojo.
Guy: Shut up and sex with me ! I say you. You make me very horny! I want fuck you so hard and cum on your tits.
Me: *shouts* Men to guns! Kill the mutant! Purge the heretic!

Guy was ignored, I lost my patience.

The Opus Magnum of kitsch.
- Captain, thar she blows! What should we do/!
- Men to guns! ... Run the guns you fools!
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Merigold, you didn't swoon when he said "shut up and sex with me! I say you."? That's some smoooooth talk there.
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(01-25-2016, 07:06 PM)Merigold Wrote: ... Shut up and sex with me ! ....



For some odd reason I sang that line in my head just like in this song Big Grin
Pretty much open to everything. Feel free talk to me anytime
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(01-26-2016, 03:23 PM)Darko Wrote:
(01-25-2016, 07:06 PM)Merigold Wrote: ... Shut up and sex with me ! ....



For some odd reason I sang that line in my head just like in this song Big Grin

I did the exact same thing, and the stupid song has been running through my head ever since.
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(01-26-2016, 03:47 PM)juicylucy Wrote:
(01-26-2016, 03:23 PM)Darko Wrote:
(01-25-2016, 07:06 PM)Merigold Wrote: ... Shut up and sex with me ! ....



For some odd reason I sang that line in my head just like in this song Big Grin

I did the exact same thing, and the stupid song has been running through my head ever since.
Who doesn't love that song?
Let's see the bright sight of this world!
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        This charmer greeted me today.
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He said beautiful though! Smile
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wow lucy...you have a winner!!!
To be simple is to be great
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