Fancy, schmancy pickup lines

[Merigold]

Even though it's a Triple X game and everyone here should **** like rabbits, some of the player base have mastered the fine art of seduction. This thread is all about what MnFuckers say to erm... pick your interest.

Just for the sake of personal data and all that bollocks, I'll keep the authors as anonymous as humanly possible.


Here it goes:
"I'm a volcano ready to blow on your iceberg"
"Marry me Meri, cause your heart made of gold."

PS: I try to keep to the original structure and spelling

Everyone is welcome to post their most tasty bits.

[Darko]

Can we all add to it?
A girl tried that one on me today. I cracked up so much that i actually invited her

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice"

[MAGES.]

Too bad, Parsee do not here. She have a rubric "Legends of Pickup"
As for me guys use "so much imagination":
"You have charmed me with your magic."
"Want to see my magic wand?"
"I am a witch hunter! Fuck or die."

[Johnny_X]

When girls try to hook up with me they tend to be quite direct. Like "sex", "DTF" or they go: "friend request, PM 'Hi' and wait for invitation"

Or it's just "Show me your premium poses" or "I need some exp"

[Lynne]

As you can see I am a redhead (yes also in real life ).
The best line so far was:
"Hey girl. Your hair is on fire. Let me hose it down. I am a fireman."

There is also the absolute classic: "U wan sum fuk?"

[nukeboy1100]

heh i don't really use pickup line's in just polite do that work toooooooo

*gets smacked in the head whit and iceball*

[Marcelle]

And when they say that the masters of the universe of sex? What I do?

[Tao]

Yesterday I picked up a girl with quite a simple line ^^"
It was something like "Hey Beauty, you clearly are the most beautifull thing I've seen in ages in town!"

The thing is that it was quite honest! Lot of girls avatars lately are pumped up from everywhere (big lips, insanely big boobs...) It was the only one with a natural aspect ^^"

When I began to play my only pick up line was "Hey Sweetie! Want to have fun? "
Believe it or no, it was really the more efficiency xD

[Arthuro]

(12-01-2015, 01:36 PM)Tao Wrote: The thing is that it was quite honest! Lot of girls avatars lately are pumped up from everywhere (big lips, insanely big boobs...) It was the only one with a natural aspect ^^"

True that!
I'm like you man... don't really like the big lips/gigantic boobs combination
But hey... stuff for everyone is always good, right? :-)

[Tao]

Quote:But hey... stuff for everyone is always good, right? :-)

Sure ^^