The Haiku thread

[SissyNektar]

I couldn't find any other thread on the subject, so I thought I'd make a thread

Post your Haikus here! To quickly define a haiku, it's a form of Japanese poetry consisting of a sentence of 5 syllables, then a sentence of 7 syllables, then 5 again. I'll start:

Though I may seem bad

Know that I have feelings too

I am a good girl

[-J-]

Scaly villain crowned

No more saving the princess

Long live Queen Bowsette

[SissyNektar]

Nice one JCF!

Banged for an hour straight

Weak in the knees and so sore

I should take a break

[rubycat]

In the twilight rain
these brilliant-hued hibiscus -
A lovely sunset

[SissyNektar]

Damn, rubycat! 

Work on a Sunday
Wishing I was in my bed
With the one I love

[LoneWanderer]

I grew up in the
District of Columbia
Choco city bitch

[SissyNektar]

Early morning walk
No people or cars around
The city is mine

[Emmie]

Peeing out my ass
Burning rectal sensation
Save me from this pain

I call this one "Diarrhea", if I do another one, I will try to think of something less toilet related.

[SissyNektar]

XD Okay that was horrible, but technically a haiku so I think applause are in order, Emmie!

[Emmie]

Yeah, I didn't wanna make a typical Haiku.
Here's another one, I call it "Competetive Gaming"

It was fucking lag
I hate this piece of shit game
Queue us up again