The sociology of players: the various kind of MnF Users

[Boris327]

I'd say 50% a Robin's, 25% a Ted's and 25% a Barney's. I was very Ted's when I was younger.

[ScatSlave]

Best thread ever! <3
I have laughed so much that I am exhausted and my belly aches now! *wiping my tears*
Thanks all people, but specially thxs Boris327, thxs Purest_Elf and thxs Simple Tania.
There are uncountable categories of players in MNF. There is even one category whom you all belong guys and you shouldn't leave out in your exhaustive sociological research. The intelligent, observant, smart, hilarious and ironic player, usually original in their way to approach and most of them powerful role players and talented lovers. I bet you all belong to that category.
Keep cuming guys!

[Boris327]

I didn't know (I wouldn't have guessed) this thread would create such a powerful effect. THANNNKKKKK you !!!!

We do our best...

But.. Scatslave ?... It could be a category in itself... (just teasing to see you develop)

Anyway, a new Category c(u)ming soon. Let me time for me to eat my breakfast and I'm yours.

[Boris327]

Now, the.......

Natural Born Kleaders (NBK)

They were born this way: leaders, organizers

Instinctively, everywhere they arrive, they start to organize things, form clubs or clans.

You don't know how they do that, its' in their blood. They have the perfect mix of eloquence and pleased triviality to attract the attention of the population of the game.
They will be found at the various levels of the High Hierarchy of the Clubs, in the organization of auctions, or things like that.

You musn't write perfectly when you're a NBK, because it would be too haughty to work. Or, at least, you must put yourself at the level of the people you speak to when needed. You must be hip in abbreviations, acronyms, geek-things, computer-things or social medias.

You have THIS instinct, how the crowd works and what are their medium needs. The politicians of the Game ? Or the administrators, the club leaders, the Letterman's or Oprah's, those who have big crowds listening when they speak, the sect gurus or the leaders of the various sex specialties of the game....

Some of them will become moderators, for example...

The famed Wacko is a good example, one of the early creators of the clubs, auctions, social events that are now a common use or social customs in the Game (or THE creator ? I'm not a specialist enough to know, there are better historians of the Game than me).... I've heard of him so much... Again, I can say his name because there is absolutely no critic and not an ounce of irony in what I say here...

The NBK, the legendary ones.

[Boris327]

Now, let's make a temporary recap' of our Categories, with the correct copyrights. Some of those Categories can criss-cross each other between writers as we all have a varied angle of view on the world.
A short summary on each one (not complete, sorry for the mistakes, watch the original explanations in the posts).

Sorry if I say "he" most of the time, inclusive writing Bores me, remember, I'm Boris. When I say "he", understand he/she/or other genre. XXIst Century is tough.


@Boris327

The BLOATED HEAD BOURGEOISIE (BHB): The high-class of the game, high level with big money, and who stay between themselves most of the time, unless for some servants, subs and occasional lower-class sex interests. They frequently take themselves a bit too seriously. Like old vampires, they seem to lose interest in sex as their power grow.

The CLASSICAL DISTANT-HEARTED NARCISSISTIC PERVERT (CDHNP): like the psychoanalytical classical type (google it or read about it in libraries), he will manipulate your heart and vampirize you. Frequently rich and powerful but not to be confounded with the BHB. Girls, whatever we tell you and whatever he does to you and whatever proofs you have, you will try to find a tender heart behind Grey's chest in RL life or IG. He's just the bastard he seems. But we know you won't listen until your own heart has been broken.

The DRAMA QUEENS: they can be male or female. They love drama, simple. They love marriages, divorces, cheating, separation, hidden crushes. "Sorry, hun, love cannot be controlled, bye forever!". Suffering is as important to them as attraction. It's not only about sex or love that they love drama, but in every activity of the game. Their friend or lover must not only be cool, he must satisfy all their psychological needs and guess them.

The 50 SECONDS FROM GREED: a very low resistance to frustration. Rejection or even not answering make them "ignore-list" you, insult you, or trolling you... "Why don't you fuck immediately, it's a game!". The concept of seduction is quite silly to them.

The JOKER ETERNALS: as their name says, they joke all the time, never leave a second degree fun attitude and madness. Like the medieval "Fool of the King", they're accepted by many, their strength being in their mad and imaginative opacity. They can be fascinating.

The NATURAL BORN KLEADERS (NBK): simple, the natural leaders of the game. They have "this" talent. They are club leaders, social gurus, administrators, some become natural moderators. They have speech charisma and know how to please the general crowd. Devoted fans follow them frequently.

The NO-WAY-TO-APPROACH-ME-EXCEPT-A-FEW-SECRET-SENTENCES-THAT-I-HAVE-IN-MIND-BUT-THAT-I-WILL-NEVER-REVEAL (The NWTAMEAFSSTIHIMBTIWNR)... or in short NWNR: Those who are really hard to approach, who seem to come here to say "no" to nearly everyone, except for a few extremely rare kind of persons.

The SEX HUNS: They come here just to relieve themselves in sex. They're good at it and probably have a good sexual life in RL. They make it rough and good. Not very interested in social relations but generally friendly with their lovers before and after.

The STRAY CATS: the free spirits of the game, they try every style of the game, depending on their moods, come here irregularly. Frequently good writers. Their flaw: hidden sentimentality.


@hankypanky

1. Immediately start an RP
2. Hey how are you *these are the worst*
3. Start with discussing/acting on your bio
4. Have a conversation about common interests
5. Exp help


@Jenna-X

The ASSAULTERS: the rapers ans skin-touchers in PMs, but they did it without your slightest consent.

The FISHERMEN or PHISHERMEN: Dangerous, devious, sneaky, they try to guess your RL identity or where you leave in RL. Be careful, they can be wolves in sheep's skin.

The REVENGERS: they think you've been wrong to them so it gives them the "right" to get a revenge on you by every computer-way (photoshops, pics, rumors, copy and paste of conversation or "rooms"...) or displaying to people everything you've told them.


@jsbro

The FALSE EXPERIENCED R-PER: likes RP but not very good at it, in fact, in terms of vocabulary and imagination. He'll let you do the bulk of the RP. Very close to the LEVEL 1 "WANNA RP" MYSTERY GUY of Purest_Elf.

The TRUE EXPERIENCED R-PER: simple: good at RP, good writing and plays the game to the end, knows how to create the tension until the climax. The PURE ONE sub-category stays 1st level only.


@Purest_Elf

The LEVEL 1 “WANNA RP?” MYSTERY GUY: he wants to RP but he accepts every style without initiative. We suppose he just wants to excite himself quickly while reading.

The “REJECTION IMMUNE” FUTANARI (RIF): he failed as playing a man, so he became a futanari to have more luck. Simple.

The WHITEST BBC: they play such a caricature of the BBC that you can suspect they're in fact white boys. A way to catch the BBC-addicted girls.


@Simple Tania

The FANTASY FOLKS: a lot of us are Fantasy Folks, but in various ways... Inspired by the TV Show "How I met your mother". Compare yourself with one of the main character if you watch the show.

  The BARNEY'S

  The LILY'S

  The MARSHALL'S

  The ROBIN'S

  The TED'S

[Overfiend]

great list....I think I fall somewhere between the sex Huns & stray cats

[SissyNektar]

This thread is gold Here's a class I've run into a few times

The Escalator

This person is not actually a moving staircase. Rather, he or she is someone who likes to take things to the next level. They especially love springing it on you, not bothering to ask how you feel about whatever next-level play they intend to introduce. Two examples from my time here:

I met a guy, we had sex, I'll spare you the details. This was in my pre-coming out as a sissy days. So I let the guy cum inside my pussy. The next words out of his mouth is "Now you are pregnant!" Okay? Maybe ask first if that's something I'm into before dropping that bomb on me?

Another more recent example is from a few weeks ago. Says in my profile I have a master. I'm having sex with some guy, and after we've shared orgasms he goes: "You are my wife now!" Woah, what the fuck? Talk about escalating things quickly! Guy even insisted I put it in my bio, and when I pointed out that my master might not like that, he got all sad. 

Anyway, Escalators: they come with a secret agenda that they love to spring on you when you are "trapped" in the moment, and your consent is not required. Bleh.

[Simple Tania]

(01-25-2019, 08:29 AM)Boris327 Wrote: Now, the.......

Natural Born Kleaders (NBK)

They were born this way: leaders, organizers

The famed Wacko is a good example, 

The NBK, the legendary ones.

The NBK's... legendary, yes, perhaps, Wacko and the so many followers...inventive, organized, devoted, brilliant(sometimes) but...

They fucked this game so much...OK...just my thought, OK? Auctions, and auctioneers...people selling and people buying...NOOOOOO!
Always hated that, always will!!! NBK's? Nahhhhhh

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(01-25-2019, 07:44 PM)SissyNektar Wrote: This thread is gold Here's a class I've run into a few times

The Escalator

Yes, escalators, the same IG or IRL, that i'm sure, same stupid idiotic persons no matter is it's virtual or real...once a escalator, always a escalator. They don't kill but, damn, they can be so annoying!

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(01-24-2019, 09:18 PM)ScatSlave Wrote: Best thread ever! <3
I have laughed so much that I am exhausted and my belly aches now! *wiping my tears*
Thanks all people, but specially thxs Boris327, thxs Purest_Elf and thxs Simple Tania.
There are uncountable categories of players in MNF. There is even one category whom you all belong guys and you shouldn't leave out in your exhaustive sociological research. The intelligent, observant, smart, hilarious and ironic player, usually original in their way to approach and most of them powerful role players and talented lovers. I bet you all belong to that category.
Keep cuming guys!

THANK YOU! You described the stray cats *giggles*

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(01-25-2019, 06:31 PM)Overfiend Wrote: great list....I think I fall somewhere between the sex Huns & stray cats

My thought exactly *giggles*

[Boris327]

MMM... You got a point. The Game has lost a bit spontaneity. People love to obey to a new social rule. It is comforting.

The NBK are good, but their social consequences, their followers, can pervert things: too much obedience, less imagination in essence.

[Boris327]

A new Category I'd like to add. I don't know if it intermingles with my other categories. Is it a new one or a variety of others? Is it a sociological or a personal attitude? I'll let you judge , I'm not sure. Anyway, this style is so typical and special for me, when I met it, that I propose:

The Dis-Abused

The world is grey and corrupted. All will fall and be disappointing. What's the point, by the way? We eat gravel and we're in a limbo, in the roads between the purgatory and hell. Why even taking care? All who come here just want to fuck, all their sentences are pretenses, I see them coming from here. Why do I come here? Because it has no importance, I'm using my time.

I'm a Dis-Abused. I'll try all the perversions sometimes, trying to be virtuous is an illusion. The rest of the time, I'll joke about the lame plans of the new ones or the old-timers, that's the same stuff. We'll gang with other Dis-Abused (or the most sarcastic versions of a few other Categories) and exchange jokes after jokes, 2nd degree to 4th degree, rebounding to each other our disillusions.

Sometimes, I'll fall in love for a light in the crowd, one of the rare in the Game that is a Warrior of the Light, for what I can see. But he/she will escape me -because rust touches everything one day?- or the creature is hypocritical? (... but what no one dares say to me is that that pure angel fled me because of my innate pessimism, even he/she won't dare say it to me frankly, because angels hate to hurt...).

I'm in the gang of the Dis-Abused.