“Hey”/“Hello”/“How are you?” - Oops, she’s already closed the window to answer another IM, better luck next time! It’s not a matter of politeness, it’s a matter of standing out from the crowd.
“Hello miss” - An old RP classic, mostly used by submissives who can’t find the clitoris. Avoid it. That goes double if you think she’s a sub!
“hru bb?” - Avoid text language, it reeks of lazy neurotypicality. Reeee.
“Wanna rp?” - What do you like playing? What are your kinks? Oh wait, I’m not going to ask any of that, I’ll be moving onto the next IM that has suggestions and scene ideas! Next time suggest something up front.
“Wow, so beautiful and sexy mmm! You are perfect!” - Compliments are super powerful things, but only if the receiver thinks they fit. Keep it targeted if you’re going to use them, preferably things she had a choice in! Avoid complimenting the pixels or generic platitude level garbage…go for something more personal like her name, profile pictures, kinks, gifs if she’s into that kind of thing.
“Are you tired? Because you been running in my head all day etc.” - Be careful with pickup lines, more so if they have PUA techniques attached to them. Intentionally silly ones could bring a smirk…but non-content is non-content. You need to bring the good stuff too.
“Hey, want to continue our scene? You don’t remember? You were playing my mistress!” - He’s not confused, and you won’t remember, it’s a pick up artistry technique. There’s a special place in hell for people who do this. I think a higher chance of being a dweeb too.
“<insert a long roleplay starter so you can respond without any planning!>" Personally I’m not a fan, but even some hardcore rp types (multi para+ etc.) swear by it. Keep in mind a quick "no thank you" hard counters whatever you just spent time writing.
“<Copy pasted introduction>“ Pro tip: if someone works out you’re doing this, it’s probably over. No one likes feeling they aren’t special.
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" - OH I GET IT! THE WINK MEANS YOU ARE FLIRTING! I guess it can add tone, but don’t overuse it. The same for tildes. (Unless you’re name is Purest_Elf, then you have an unlimited license to use them ~ ~ ~ )
“O.o” - Great if you’re pretending to be a teenager who has time travelled from the early 00s. Otherwise it comes over as ultra juvenile. Come on, it’s current year +3! That’s like using l33t speak!
“EYYO GIRL CUM GIT DIS BBC COCK IN YO PAWG ASS” - If her profile doesn’t strongly hint she’s into a bit of interracial play, drop the ebonics or at least keep the flavour of the month abbreviations to a sensible limit. Unless she seems into it, then you can tell her how much you love porgs! I personally prefer Ewoks.
How about some examples of things that could work out? We’ll assume the girl has got the usual ‘rough me up and make me your slave’ hints on her profile and character name. Pretty standard affair really, and the principles apply elsewhere too.
“Hello, I’m looking for some RP. You sound like you enjoy being a roughed up slave girl from your profile, fancy a scene with a tight leash, heavy chains and some oppressive bastards to serve?” - It’s not the best, but look! Content! Suggestions! You even said hello!
“Hey, hope you’re doing well. The way that girl gets skull-fucked in that gif on your bio is amazing! I’d love to get a scene going with you getting stuffed like a gag-whore. That long blonde hair is going to be perfect to grab on too.” - So many compliments about things she‘s chosen, with a nice balance of dirty talk to avoid any claims of being a “nice guy“!
I think another point worth mentioning is what to avoid. Some of it is obvious, if their profile says “girls, futa & dogs only!” it’s a safe bet your shota roleplay profile isn’t going to get lucky. If a price list for sex puts you off, don’t give her a message. If she has something like “Colds only, no roleplay, no talk, no love” on her profile, then it’s probably best not to ask her how her day is going. If it’s completely empty…I guess you could roll the dice! Maybe she isn’t lazy?
Overall, remember to be confident, and always go in guns blazing with a passion for something you want to share. Don’t fall into the trap of “I’m a pleaser, I’ll make you happy” because your passion will falter, your heart will tremble, and tiamat’s daughters’ will smell your fear and laugh at your tiny penis!
Such is life.
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