pun

[_Imrann_]

Devil: what do you want my lord !
Me: make me topper of my class !


Devil: Lord, i want your order not bullshit  

[Willy_for_Boobies]

[Willy_for_Boobies]

[MissCarmen]

(01-16-2016, 02:19 PM)Cath Wrote: i like puns, i make some when i'm bored or happy!
what's your best joke or pun? 
Cath want to hear it! :3

Newb, can't make my own posts yet, thus.....

"If coke's a joke, I can't wait for the next line"

[Simple Tania]

Her: Don't you invite me to your bed?
Him: You want me to invite you?
Her: Yes! It's been so long since the last time I said NO to a guy!

[MissCarmen]

(01-16-2016, 04:32 PM)Benny87 Wrote: I also tend to make a lot of puns while talking, espacially in french, but I have no example to share for now. Plus for me a good pun has to be spontaneous and linked to the context it came from

There once was a girl from Sydney,
who could take it up to her kidney,
But a guy from Quebec,
could stick it up to her neck,
he musta had a big one didn't he !

[Simple Tania]

Here goes nothing sweeties (so sorry guys, Love ya'all):


Why have the penis a hole in the tip?
To oxygenate the brain!

Why men are like commercials?
Cuz you can't believe a word they say!

Why God first created men?
Cuz experiments are made with guinea pigs!

Why men like intelligent women?
Cuz the opposites attract!

What's the similarity between men and spermatocytes?
Only one in a million has value!

What women hate to hear the most when they're having quality sex?
Honey, I'm home!











I Just read this curiosity and I have to share with you guys, and maybe because... I was so mean to my dear male friends

Did you knew the common used word FUCK, actually derives from the acronym F.U.C.K.?

It was used several centuries ago in England. A plaque was placed in a room/house with the abbreviations F.U.C.K (Fornications Under Consent of the King), it seems back then, when people wanted to have children they needed a special permission by the King

[Willy_for_Boobies]

;-))) 



;-)))

[Simple Tania]

Fair enough Willy *big grin*

[Jason_18]

Did you knew the common used word FUCK, actually derives from the acronym F.U.C.K.? Huh

It was used several centuries ago in England. A plaque was placed in a room/house with the abbreviations F.U.C.K (Fornications Under Consent of the King), it seems back then, when people wanted to have children they needed a special permission by the King

No, acronyms are really a 20th century creation.   Have fun getting the Tipp-Ex off your computer screen.