Erotic Rendez-Vous

[Simple Tania]

Thank ya'all for the 'juicy' words guys!
Vroo Vroo, Tan Tan was (and kinda still is) a little absent, but never left, you know me from the good'ol days, this is who I am, I like to share stories (fictional or not) opinions and other crap. Thank You!
Willy, thank you so much, Love you!
Fernins my dear, your opinion means a lot, because I follow your 'work' here, I like the way you write, you know that. One thing, tho, when I use the italic, it's a fictional thing, OK? It's just my alter describing something. I have to say it, I did (in my youth days) public sex, I even wrote about it in my spicy moments, but not know, the beach story happened only in my imagination, windbreaker and everything, Hell! I not even have one, hihihi
Kisses to ya'all

[Fernins]

Oh, sorry, my mistake xD But nonetheless quite the story. *gets back to the fireplace, chilling in my sofa*

[Simple Tania]

Gina Magazine... what a classic!

For all the Portuguese born and raised between 1960 and 1990, having one of those was... well, was like GOLD! Yeah, boys and girls, there was a time, long time ago and, clearly, in a far, far away galaxy, that to have access to porn, we had actually BUY IT! 500 paus!!! DAMN! That was a fortune! I had no idea...

Of course, yours truly never had one, or at least I never bought one, If I read(?) one, yes... masturbated watching one? Don't confirm or deny... used one to give a bitch a lesson? *devilish grin* She knows, I did! Used one as foreplay? *enigmatic grin* He knows I did!
Anyway, Gina Magazine was (for some still is) the first sex we had, first cunt, first cock, first oral, first anal, first dp... so many firsts!

If you're curious, for those who raised watching porn just by clicking a button, clickhere and enjoy it...and yes, no silicone, no shaved, those were the "days of the bush"

T

[Simple Tania]

The "jeitoso" sent me an sms few minutes ago, saying: "when you leave the firm, give me a ring and I'll go to your place. I'm going to devour you, I madly want you". And with that, my imagination immediately started wandering around and all i could think was about what lingerie (I'm crazy about lingerie... I have it in amount that never ends) I'll choose, when i received another sms from him: "don't wear too expensive lingerie... I'll tear it up". Oh my! the "puto" is crazy today, i'm loving it, in a very horny way... And here i am, climbing walls, watching the clock every 5 minutes and the damn hours don't pass. I only hope my boyfriend don't remember to show up without warning. Yes, i have some sort of boyfriend, not really one, he's more like a 'colourful friend', and at the same time, i'm screwing around with the "jeitoso" of my firm (couple of years younger)... Oh yes! My life with those 2 kinda looks like a mexican soap opera. Stay toon for more...

[Simple Tania]

SWITCH OFF... COME BACK LATER, PLEASE!

Ok my dears (especially the male ones), Tania's public service!

I'm sure you all know (or you should) that there are days when we have more desire to make the so-called LOVE... SEX! Althoug of thinking that's a rule not always applicable... I leave you here, men, one of the 'frindliest' explanations of why you take a NO from a woman!

From the 1st to the 5th day, the "majority of women is not even worried about sex!" Explanation: - The level of female hormones is low, and only then (after the 5th day) estrogen and testosterone levels begin to increase! (Ui...I belong so many times to minority!) Ah! Be aware that in these days our 'senses' are aligned for the "ideal companions for family life!" (Girls, that means the perfect husband has to be found in this short window) On the 14th day we're in a high mood, our sexual appetite overflows, and we prefer "men with a masculine appearance, ideal for conceiving healthy children!" (That means, the typical bad boys, we so much LOVE to HATE!) Then there comes the menstruation and all starts again... 

But, seriously? What you think? The desire differs from stage to stage? And you guys? You also have days or you're too horny for that shit? Please enlight me, satiate my curiosity!

Kisses
T

[Fernins]

*cracks open a beer* This is getting intense. Well, speaking for myself, my arousal state is usually normal, like I get excited to see a nice pair of breasts or ass but that's just it, nothing much. But then there are some days that I really feel horny, like I start imagining scenarios where me and some girl are really into it, this being one of the reasons I got to MnF Club and the fact that I'm single doesn't help either xD

[Simple Tania]

Yesterday you left me terrible inspired... maybe because it was the first time I noticed you like that... matching the 'cold' outside... I found myself watching you top to bottom... watching how good your pants fit you, imagining every inch of skin underneath... you crossed my glance, you watched me, you made me feel embarrassed... and without realizing what that look meant! I kept doing my work, a print here, a print there - Shit! Out of paper! "Damn paper" - I commented to myself. I left toward the attic... "stupid place to store the reams" - I again, commented to myself while climbing stair after stair, until I reached there, that dark, mazy, cold and tight place! Entered, look for it and heard the door closing! I was scared and surprised... and then saw you, standing there: "I thought you need some help carrying those reams!" You said at the same time you were walking to me, in that tight cubicle and leaned me against the wall...

Suddenly, you grabbed me! Pulled me against you... held my hair with one hand and with the other hugged me! I felt your lips on my neck... I surrendered... I grabbed you... I devoured your mouth... I felt you... excited! Your wheezing ruffled my skin! You undressed my shirt... groped me... kissed me... sucked my tits... I was delirious! For a brief moment I regained the lucidity and said: "Not safe here!" and you replied: "Not safe... but so good... the risk... the desire... shuuush!" You turned me against the wall, untied my pants, I felt your hand invading my panties, your cold fingers slipped, gently, while you'd bite my shoulders and made me groan of pleasure... "Want you..." I said. You dropped my pants... I felt your breath... You slipped my panties... I staked my bum and felt your warm tongue on my pussy! I moaned... slowly... shivered... uncontrollable...I was completely ecstatic! I turned around... unzipped your pants... felt you rock hard! My gluttony began! Slowly and in ways to provoke you, I gave you small licks... just so you felt the warmth of my lips... you squirmed of pleasure... I attacked then! Snatched you! Felt you delirious! Burst with desire! You raised me, I turned around and lifted my ass... immediately felt your hard cock slipping down my wet cunt... you shoved it real deep (just the way I love the most) "Looks like you know me so... damn well!" I said between groans. You made me insane... covered my mouth with your hand to suffocate my screaming... leaned on the wall and felt you even harder inside me! "Ahhhhh... I can't resist much longer!" I said, biting me to prevent more screams! You came... we came... just like that! I lost my strengths... you supported me... kissed me and said: "You drive me crazy!" We dressed quickly... I straightened my hair... you let me go first to the bathroom to recompose myself...

When I got to the officer the paper was already on the photocopier! "It took me that long to drink coffee?" I said. You looked at me and smiled.

[Simple Tania]

7 SINS (Deadly or not...)


GLUTTONY (eat at all time and/or beyond the necessary)
Hmmm... one of my favourite... sadly I can't eat at all time, my favourite food... because a supermarket where we can find a good 'skin' over an excellent 'body', with a very generous dose of chantilly and strawberries, is yet to be invented...
Ah! Was supposed to talk about food/food?
Well, in that case, I'm a good 'mouth' always ready to try this...and that... but then it shows up, and then... salads and soups!

AVARICE (greed for material goods and/or money)
I don't greed for anything in particular... I'm not the kind of person that look to someone and say "that dress suits her so bad" or "dressed like a bum and with that awesome car"! No, I can aim for a better life... but I'm not unhappy with what I have! I may not have all the material goods I want, but I have others more than enough!

ENVY (wish attributes, status, possessions and/or skills of other persons)
I don't envy almost anything... for real! Not even if Euro Millions was won by my downstairs neighbour (*coughs BITCH coughs*) OK... a little, yes, but... Hell! I don't even buy a ticket *giggles*
I sometimes say "I wish I have this or that" but that's it, not much of an envious, right?

WRATH (is the function of feelings of anger, grudge and hate. Sometimes is uncontrollable!)
Ui! Guilty! The "God dammit..." is always present in me: In traffic *F Y/S o B/Index finger and so on...* - The asses that don't respect a line - The jerks sending those 'spiritual mouths' when I walk near a construction building - Those frustrated or as we say here "Mal Fodidas" women that look me up to bottom and wrinkle their noses - *F Y/B/Horns and so on...*
But I'm not that spiteful, I curse... and move! Unless, someone has the misfortune of really hurt me! In that case... I won't forget, I can forgive (now, cuz I'm much more calm) but will never forget! And... PAYBACK's A BITCH!

VANITY (lack of humility, someone who feels self-sufficient)
I'm not arrogant, a little presumptuous, yes! I admit! I'm much better now... The humility is well rooted in me, that doesn't mean, I'm a good Samaritan or a Mather Teresa, I help, like to help, feel good doing it, but would never diminish myself for others!

LUST (attachment to carnal pleasures)
"(...) According to Christian doctrine serves as 'door' to the other deadly sins, because there are several ramifications, for example: Prostitution, Sodomy, Pornography, Incest, Masturbation, Pedophilia, Zoophilia or Bestialism, Fetishism, Sadism and Masochism, Sexual detours and so many other sins related to carnal pleasures (...)" And also "(...) Lust is insatiable and a big demon. Know her as your mortal enemy (...)" - With all that said, I only have one thing more to add - "THANK GOD I'M NOT A RELIGIOUS PERSON"

SLOTH (aversion to any physical work or effort)
I'm not, never was, a lazy person, I like to work, I'm always doing something, sometimes more than one at the same time. I run, I swim, I like to walk the dog out, I like to do the domestically works (OK, except ironing clothes), I like to write, to read... and also, other physical work outs *giggles* But I have to admit, that moment when you sit in your couch, turn the TV on and just stay there, drinking and smoking with a good show (The Walking Dead) best 45 minutes...EVER!

[Simple Tania]

TODAY I FEEL LIKE...



Sensually undress in front of you, seeing in your eyes the lust that caused you with every piece of clothing I took.
Dancing lasciviously using only that black lingerie you so much adore and leaves you in a boiling state.
And then, shamelessly, remove it, piece by piece, slowly, taking my time, increasing the heat, until... all you've is my body to possess!
I'm going to sleep with this feeling, tonight!

[Simple Tania]

At the scheduled hour we appear in the church after a great acrobatics with these my stiletto heels, I sit, smile and stand nearly an hour of religious sermon.

The hunger tightens...both... the reception was still a little distant and my friends didn't stop yakking in the back seat... the heat was so unbearable that patience began to run low.

With the appetizers in their splendour and costumed strictly all in black, clothe my eyes one by one as they parade with trays of hors d'oeuvres and beverages.

Moments later I found a perfect "milk chocolate"... delicious...melting to me and me to him...

Needless to say, I started to have a personal employee for the rest of the night. I delighted every time he served me dinner or wine, letting me feel the scent of his perfect body, his tasty skin... making me squirm all under the table linen.

At the time of dessert, delicious by the way, foresee a note being introduced in the bottom of my crystal bowl:

-Exit, Right, 2nd door left.

Retreat the napkin with the note, stroll around the tables for a while, and discreetly, go away... the second door left was waiting for me. In it a signpost: "Laundry"

I get in and there was my milk chocolate, looking at me with those hazelnut eyes, melting every inch of my being...

-Hmmm...interesting place!

-Today I'm in charge of the laundry, as the dinner is over, I no longer was needed in the hall. You can be at ease, no one enters here, we are alone... the other guys are taking care of the kitchen. What's your grace Ma'am? Do you wish me to treat you by any particular name?-

-No, keep treat me by ma'am, cuz I'm starting to love that submission...

And just like that, he leans me against the washing machine, holds me by my waste and devours my neck... towards my mouth...

Hmmm... his fleshy lips are driving me insane... devour him back, he kneels and right away kisses my legs, inch by inch!

On the way to perdition, begins to unravel what hides beneath my light pink silk dress... the dark pink lace of my black alloy... the elastics of my bodice that hold her... my see through lace thong! I feel him gasping... undecided... looks at me and without thinking I glance at him with a concession look...

-Yes you can, what are you waiting for?

Feel his steamy tongue on that lace fabric... all his horniness reflected on that tongue!

At that precise moment, the industrial washing machine starts to twist the laundry and with that, the vibration invaded my all body!

At the same time he released the elastics and slipped my thong, his tongue entered inside my burning cunt... how good it was to feel such a pleasure again... such a delight... so good that I couldn't resist cum into his mouth, and he said:

-Ma'am taste so good!

He then gets up, unties his pants, grab me by one leg and penetrates me without mercy... so horny!

I feel him real deep inside me, so deep that I can't help let out a madness moan:

-more, more- I ask, I beg...

-Ma'am are hot, you knew that?-

-Shut up and fuck me, but fuck me harder, cuz I'm about to cum again...-

-Yes, don't worry, I'm going to make you cum... so good!

With a single move he turns me around and lean me over the washing machine! He then puts his big paws in my hips, grabbing in such a way, that almost leaves his fingertips on...

I can't stop moaning... raving... I feel him, feel him so bad, I go into ecstasy while he palpitates inside me, filling me... what an amazing fuck, it's been so long since the last time I'd one like that!

Recompose myself, my legs still shaking. I don't even know how I can stand in those 3 inches stiletto heels...

-Ma'am, there's a bathroom next door, I've to iron some towels... If you need anything else, just ask.

I go to the bathroom, retouch the makeup and my hair (which has broken down). Go to the gardens, smoke a cigarette, better... 3, take a deep breathe and head to the ballroom, at the exact moment of cutting the bride's cake... and my dear friend A, says to me:

-Geez Girl! Where did you come from to be that way, all unkempt?

-Well, there's a gale out there, you can't imagine!