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Fancy, schmancy pickup lines
#91
Because my ign is soju, I've gotten a lot of "can I taste you?" lines. However I've had some nice, polite people message me. 

Like the "pls" sirs...

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and the ones who like to be on the safe side...

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Someone was even nice enough to make sure the message didn't get lost.

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Another person realized that calling strangers by pet names can be patronizing.

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Somebody was even interested to know the real me! How nice.

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This one's a really hard worker.

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(Really though, he's a nice person. I think we had a misunderstanding.)

And finally, the most impressive guy:

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"Each night has one sound I know: the moon against the water like your cheek across mine in another life." – Sara Eliza Johnson
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#92
I lol'd xd
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#93
(01-14-2016, 11:10 PM)823 Wrote: Because my ign is soju, I've gotten a lot of "can I taste you?" lines. However I've had some nice, polite people message me. 

Like the "pls" sirs...

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and the ones who like to be on the safe side...

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Someone was even nice enough to make sure the message didn't get lost.

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Another person realized that calling strangers by pet names can be patronizing.

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Somebody was even interested to know the real me! How nice.

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This one's a really hard worker.

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(Really though, he's a nice person. I think we had a misunderstanding.)

And finally, the most impressive guy:

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Really funny....lmao
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#94
Okay, so this one happens when me and my friends were chatting about pick up lines.  Its a public chat fyi

Me: Here's one " My dick died, may I bury it in your vagina?"

A few seconds later, this lady PMed me:

TheLady (not the real name): You may, and bury em deep <3

Tongue
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#95
lol Ban, how was the funeral?

ey 823...great catch lines, i just love the working guy...i have to think about that one, have great potential, ahahah
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#96
(01-16-2016, 11:15 AM)Tantrum Wrote: lol Ban, how was the funeral?

ey 823...great catch lines, i just love the working guy...i have to think about that one, have great potential, ahahah

Haha sure thing pal, tell me if it works with you Wink
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#97
Got back from a little break, and got something pretty correct when grammar is concerned. Otherwise it's about average, when it comes to cheese.

"You are so Beautiful. It would be a dream for me to make love to you."

So romantic ... Wait, not really.
- Captain, thar she blows! What should we do/!
- Men to guns! ... Run the guns you fools!
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#98
I think many of us have gotten that line. ^^ I told him to go to sleep, and he might have a chance, in his dreams.
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#99
I get some good ones too...


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Wouldn't it make more sense to just start a REAL conversation? Something like: "Hey there! Wouldn't you love to see an MNF update soon?!" LOL!
Alex (Kick butt chick!)
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