Awkward English

[Mx.RP]

Right, a lot of you may think I am dead since I probably haven't been on this forum in ages but I have decided to make a new thread for you to post about mistakes of which a partner or you have made during on rp; whether that is grammar, spelling or punctuation. I would prefer if you didn't write the names of the people who have said these things unless it is yourself.

I will start off ^-^

"*He pulls off his penis and starts masturbating to her*"

(Post made by partner)

[Willy_for_Boobies]

a new petnis has born ? ;-))
  (niice idea for a thread ) ;-))

[Mx.RP]

Accidentally had it in miscellaneous since I didn't notice general chat... thank you for whoever moved it ^^;

[-J-]

No problem. :)

Also, a reminder: We have a worldwide player base. Sometimes you'll see very well-meaning speakers with lewd idioms that just don't translate well into English, or completely innocent turns of phrase that just sound dirty. For example, if someone refers to "blowing half a pelican", they're probably a native Danish speaker who's just saying it's windy.

[EroticUdyr]

(01-13-2017, 06:35 PM)JCF Wrote: No problem.

Also, a reminder: We have a worldwide player base. Sometimes you'll see very well-meaning speakers with lewd idioms that just don't translate well into English, or completely innocent turns of phrase that just sound dirty. For example, if someone refers to "blowing half a pelican", they're probably a native Danish speaker who's just saying it's windy.

Danish people should be ridiculed though! 

- Love, the rest of Scandinavia.

[Aneurismath]

What about Portuguese people?

[Sasso]

Give a bit of slack to anyone who speaks english as a second language, or doesn't speak it at all (Maybe they're putting everything through google translate). Anyone who clearly does speak it as a first language however, it's a total mood kill.

[-J-]

Sort of appropriate:



In the interests of full disclosure, I really like both this game for the Super NES and Li'l Ninja Bros. for the NES.

[WOLVIE44]

i only sound like this if i type too fast but i quickly correct myself

[LoneWanderer]

I once wrote "jump" instead of "hump." The RP soon became one where I was jumping her, as opposed to having sex with her.

I won that fight tho. Call me Ray Rice