(12-30-2015, 10:05 PM)Merigold Wrote: The following victim tried to pull off a "MILFs teach sex" line on me. The catch is, I don't fall under the MILF category nor do I want to.
The line goes as follows
"hi i'm a virgin but i want to learn many things by playing with you. can you please play with me?"
I know I'm mean but my answer to this one would have been something like "Sure! *grab a wooden stick and throw it really far in the woods/sea* Go my boy! Go!!" :p
01-06-2016, 02:15 PM (This post was last modified: 01-06-2016, 02:24 PM by Tantrum.)
I really dont have, or at least i dont remeber, one really good...but one day i compliment a girl, dont remember what compliment it was, but the girl reply and ask me - "what is this?" and i reply back - "sorry, i was just complimenting you", and then she wrote this amazing words - "I DONT LIKE COMPLIMENTS, ONLY CUMPLIMENTS"...
(12-25-2015, 12:49 AM)FutaPrincessPeach Wrote: I just got this one... Didn't made a screen of it, but...
Him: You're so hot, baby, the sun is jealous of you.
Me: Then you would scorch your dick if you put it in me ^^
never got an answer for that ^^
LOL...if i was him i answer - dont worry miss, im the human torch"
(12-29-2015, 07:57 PM)Merigold Wrote: The credit for this piece of pick-up gold goes to: (random trumpet noises)
DarkDesires
She also agreed to publish this.
Disclamer: Original spelling.
"Hello I am from the red cross Due to recent drownings we are conducting lifeguard exercises to prepare for possible drowning... Would you be willing to donate your time to elp me train my self and you to become better lifeguard."
Meri, thats a hell of a catch line..im a bit curious, did that have a sequel?
01-06-2016, 05:31 PM (This post was last modified: 01-06-2016, 05:44 PM by Tantrum.)
(12-04-2015, 07:22 AM)MAGES. Wrote:
(12-04-2015, 04:54 AM)ladyselin Wrote: i know the best one. Here goes. '' Hi''
Most ineffective pickup line of all times. Behold!
"Hello. How are you?"
LOL, yes it his...i use it soo many times, never work.........serious, i dont, only ask that to my friends...
(12-08-2015, 06:31 PM)juicylucy Wrote: the funniest for me was,"Hey, do you want to come to my room and be disappointed in bed?"
man....that guy deserve to be disappointed...brilliant!!!!
(12-08-2015, 10:27 PM)Bor Wrote:
(12-01-2015, 03:20 PM)Bansai Wrote: "hey babe, wan sum fuk?"
Works everytime
"everytime ;p"
#NeverAgain
No Bor, that shit never work!!!!
(12-12-2015, 01:06 PM)MAGES. Wrote: Have nothing to say.
LOOOOOOOOOOL, that one deserve a price Mages, best one ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(12-14-2015, 11:10 PM)Kumori Wrote: Just received this one:
Hey honey, can you help me with something?
I have this terrible itch about 9 inches into my asshole. Would you mind take care of it for me?
ahahahahaah, i received that too.......
(12-18-2015, 06:15 PM)Roberta Wrote: It's not as funny as yours, but he definitely deserves my vagina.
lol, thats pricely...eyyy if his favorit number is 3 what can we say???
(12-21-2015, 01:01 PM)Darko Wrote: I received this "beauty" yesterday O_O
How 2 pik up wimminz wit Molly - An tru guide 2 rlshnships:
Now, remember to send a cold invite to the person you're trying to seduce, it is a crucial step in showing dominance over a woman. Also, if that fails, you can ignore her and make her feel guilty for not accepting SUM FUK.
I might've given her some cash for that alone. ^^
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