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Fancy, schmancy pickup lines
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#71
12-23-2015, 11:41 PM
(12-23-2015, 04:55 PM)Silvyraven Wrote: I am starting to sense a theme here...

and these guys are real charmers

I think that I've heard the Ur'anus joke in "Back to the future"... so nerdy.
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12-24-2015, 10:21 AM
Wasn't it in Austin Powers instead ?
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#73
12-24-2015, 10:32 AM
(12-24-2015, 10:21 AM)Benny87 Wrote: Wasn't it in Austin Powers instead ?

No, I was wrong! It was in E.T.! Big Grin
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12-25-2015, 12:49 AM
I just got this one... Didn't made a screen of it, but...

Him: You're so hot, baby, the sun is jealous of you.
Me: Then you would scorch your dick if you put it in me ^^

never got an answer for that ^^
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12-25-2015, 09:35 AM
Lol!! I love your answer!  Big Grin
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12-29-2015, 07:57 PM
The credit for this piece of pick-up gold goes to: (random trumpet noises)

DarkDesires
She also agreed to publish this.

Disclamer: Original spelling.

"Hello Big Grin I am from the red cross Big Grin Due to recent drownings we are conducting lifeguard exercises to prepare for possible drowning... Would you be willing to donate your time to elp me train my self and you to become better lifeguard."
- Captain, thar she blows! What should we do/!
- Men to guns! ... Run the guns you fools!
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#77
12-29-2015, 09:08 PM
I've gotten that line as well! ^^
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12-30-2015, 09:24 AM
The best one I've had was when a guy began singing "The Perfect Drug" for me.
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12-30-2015, 10:05 PM
The following victim tried to pull off a "MILFs teach sex" line on me. The catch is, I don't fall under the MILF category nor do I want to.

The line goes as follows

"hi i'm a virgin but i want to learn many things by playing with you. can you please play with me?"
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12-31-2015, 12:43 AM
(12-30-2015, 10:05 PM)Merigold Wrote: The following victim tried to pull off a "MILFs teach sex" line on me. The catch is, I don't fall under the MILF category nor do I want to.

The line goes as follows

"hi i'm a virgin but i want to learn many things by playing with you. can you please play with me?"

I know I'm mean but my answer to this one would have been something like "Sure! *grab a wooden stick and throw it really far in the woods/sea* Go my boy! Go!!" :p

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