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05-21-2016, 04:21 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-21-2016, 04:23 PM by IvanXLIV.)
I've never had a "real" unwanted invite per se, but the one below is sure one of the most... peculiar I've had so far. I'm pretty sure it's the same person who asked LoganAsquer:
- Her: Can you take a pic of your shit
- Me: Meaning?
- Her: Can you take a shit and take a pic for me
- Me: And what would you do with such a pic, mmm?
- Her: pleasure my self
- Me (after a pause): you have unique tastes, lady... I believe the correct term is scatophilia, right?
- Her: yes
- Me: I certainly hope you stay away from fans when you indulge yourself...
The conversation ended at this point. A practical joke? Quite possible. Might even not be a real lady behind that avatar...
Cheers, Ivan
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24. Leveling
You need help upgrading the level?
I like my level one. It is a young one. A precious one. A one with a future. Hopes and dreams. When it is ready it shall bloom into a beatiful two.
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I actually had a couple today! This is one of my responses. She was one of those with a name suggestive of a career in law enforcement.
Her: hey handsome, wanna fuck?
Me: I refuse to answer any questions without my lawyer present.
Her: im horny lol just want a quickie
Me: Once my lawyer gets here, we can talk.
Her: lol u want sex or not?
Me: I PLEAD THE FIFTH!
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Fantastic, this thread is really promising, it will take a time for me to read all of it, but be sure that I will!
I understood the context so far, but I'm a newbie in here and IG, so I am on that stage of the discovery, maybe one day I will have something 'juicy' to post in here!
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06-10-2016, 11:43 AM
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It's been a while but I honestly love this one
25. Nice guy
hey my dear, would you like a thick and hard german cock with an unstoppable horny but nice guy on the other end?
Why did you feel the need to clarify nice guy?
because an asshole doesnt care about your orgasm, he jst finishes for himself.
It's pretty easy to say you had an orgasm on here
I just came
Am I telling the truth? You may never know....
so you don't mind lying?
it's also internet 101, i dont know why you are telling me this.
and girls fake that in real life too, so how is that a moral difference?
My pet camel Eustace is telling me I shouldn't lie on the internet
you are either a bitch or a child. either way this conversation bores me
*adds to ignore list*
Nice guys amiright?
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But the guy had a camel...
Every word a world
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06-10-2016, 12:14 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-10-2016, 12:31 PM by Sasso.)
You fool Rick! I'm Purple! The guy is red! That's always been the thing! Eustace is so offended
Update. The first time he messaged me was on my second account so I thought that was the end of it, untill he messaged Sasso, so I had to see how this would go. I kind of lost my humour by the end with this guy thou...
25.Nice Guy Pt.2
hey my dear, would you like a thick and hard german cock with an unstoppable horny but nice guy on the other end?
Why did you feel the need to clarify nice guy?
because an asshole doesnt care about your orgasm, he jst finishes for himself.
That's actually really sweet. Can I ask something thou?
you can ask me anything
Nice guys are kind of my thing if you know what I mean so this might sound weird, but like would you say you're the sort of person who'd make a judgement and call someone a bitch after just a couple of minutes?
depends if she is presumtious and bitchy without a reason, even with a reason i might not say that..and i hate a girl who just says yes to everything.. so its hard to answer that in general. but your question was far smarter than most things i hear in this game
except when i know she likes me to call her names. some girls like to be degraded. i thinks its kind of.. weird.
That's so true. Well not really. You're a total hypocrite. The thing is you messaged me on my alt account and called her a bitch and added her to ignore literally after 5 sentences, so yeah man you better check your privilege
Also pro tip. Never lead with saying you're a nice guy. Guy's who fell like they have to clarify they're a nice guy are always asshole
thats weird.
and maybe we can claridy what happened?
clarify, sorry. if you don't want to make the effort, it also fine. i don't blame you.
Why should I if you call people bitches because they don't give you what you want straight away?
i dont need anything straight away, do you even remember what happened?
Obviously she's still logged in
who?
and how is that obvious? do you even listen to yourself? is this a monologue to you?
You called her a bitch, or do you just call too many girls bitches that you can't keep track?
well you are being a bitc now and i lost any interest in clearing this up. you seem to follow a pattern here
and if you are online with many accounts you might have a reason for that too
bye
*adds me to ignore again*
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