I love da smell o' DAKKA in da mornin'

[Katidid]

*Indicators from the edge sensor range, show an impossibly large number of small blips rushing towards the battle space. A swarm of small dots buzzing like ravenous gnats around a single larger signal. In view comes a horde of Ork Brute Rams screaming towards the Imperial vessels, behind them a Single Savage Gunship, decorated and painted for years of victory and attrition. A dread thing... brimming with guns upon guns upon, yet more guns, an echo of its Captain. The Freeboota standard, previously adorning its tail, haphazardly crossed out, replaced with a crudely drawn standard of Grubslag Mugnob's WAAAAAAGH!  Vox channels open with an earsplitting whine of tortured electronics as a half-mad voice invades any open com*

Oy! Wots all dis den? Youz startin' a foight wiff out Daizy?!?!? WIFF OUT DAIZY?!?! Nooo No NO!! DATz NOT ROIGHT!!! DER IZ NO FOIGHT WIFF OUT DAIZY!!!!!!! FOR GORK an' MORK! FOR DA WARBOSS!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!! DAKKA DAKKKA DAKKA DAKKKA DAKKKA

*The vox channel squelches shut as Kati, Flash Git extraordinaire, the shootiest of all Flash Gits, bearer of Daizy... the shootiest of Snazzguns, settles back in her captain's chair, chewing her cigar, smiling. Looking around  at her Freebootaz, ready and eager to crush and loot. Popping to her feet, hefting the 13 barreled Daizy over her shoulder, adjusting her Pirate Captain's hat, she bellows out another "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!" Signaling the Freebootaz' attack on the Main Fleet as her own Gunship, DA KRUMPLTUFFSKIN, screams towards the Inquisition Vessel, following the Wyrdgurl's call through the Waaaaaagh to reconvene with the only Warboss worth her time.*

[MDMA]

(One does not simply bellow a final WAAAAAAAAGH!!!)

<Blasting through to the weapons control room, Grubslag Mugnob and her Kommandoz quietly appear behind the operating humies, quickly eviscerating them before disappearing in the shadows, leaving behind some grots to operate the equipment. Following the steady humm of the Imperator's engines and disabling whatever critical system came on the way there, Mugnob's collection of gibbinz, bitz and 'eadz grows. Hearing Kati's declaration, the Warboss hijacks the speakers again> Oy flashgit! Quit mukkin' about n' get ova 'ere ta stomp some 'umiez! Wez gotz plenty! Hahaha! But da Warboss belongz ta me! WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! <Her battlecry echoes through the ship and the orks begin fighting twice as eagerly, steadily chewing through the defending force.>

<Aboard "Dis 'Ulk" the orange squigs finally discover the intruders, jumping on the humans before suddenly exploding. The thudds alert the rest of the ork force, who immediately swarm the position screaming WAAAAAAAAAGH and blasting DAKKA>

[Cath]

(Wow, that escalated quickly! )

[MDMA]

(You can't talk. You blew up the planet)

[Cath]

(It's just a planet, can be worst, right? Right??)

[MDMA]

Keep it down ya' gitz! NOW! <The lights in the corridor flicker and when they are back on, the Adepta Sororitas surrounding the Inquisitor are gone while the hallway remains clear of anyone. Hiding, Mugnob issues her next order, the gretchin controlling the Imperator's internal systems activate defense protocols, ironically turning them against the defenders. At that moment the ship shakes as the freebootaz arrive>

<Aboard the Space Hulk, the Big Mek looks on in pride at his latest creation, towering above the army of warbikes, Deff Dreds, Killa Kans and a vast array of trukkz along with other deadly machinery all ready to board the Imperial ship. The group of ravens on the other hand, is not having a great day being besieged by a group of boyz wielding deff gunz and burnas...>

[Cath]

Now it's my chance to make agree at come back!
<few destroyers come out of the Void, the canons are aiming at the space hulk>
This is not a favor, but I'm helping you, in exchange, you are going to send me some supplies! I know, I said I was going to crush you, but I changed my mind. If you accept, I'll annihilate every green skin you'll order me to destroy. Seems fair?
<Cath waits for the answer, drinking a glass of milk and playing around with a ball of wool>

[Emmie]

*the inquisitor listens intently to the message she is recieving until it's done* While I can't approve of your beliefs, an enemy of my enemy, can be my friend. For now... You will have your supplies, and we will crush these pests together. And once it's done, out of a show of appreciation, I will look the other way when you leave. *stops for a moment* But if we meet again after that, it will most likely be as enemies. *another pause* We've sent a group of ultramarines your way, they will assist you. May the emperor be with you, so that victory is assured.

*looking at her surroundings, she breaks contact* Now... Let's see about finding the cowards that try to hide from me... *she lets out several skull probes that all quickly search for signs of life*

[Cath]

<recieves the troops with some sort of disapproval, but can't say no>
Welp! Time to bring down an enemy! Fire at will on the Orks' ship! Harvest the rest of their pathetic vessel!
<the Blueperium's fleet uses a lot of fire power to take down the space hulk and destroy the engines>
Annihilate them!

[Katidid]

*Kaptain Kati smiles wickedly before bellowing a deep maniacal laugh at the new opponents entering the arena* BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!! Moar 'umies?!?! ROIGHT! An' 'ere I wuz finkin' dis wuz gonna be a borin' day!! *Her attention turns back to the Imperator, looming up ahead* Derz only one way ta brin' down a Squiggoff... youz smash it roight in da nog ya do!

*Turns to her 1st Mate GutKnucklez*
Oy! GutKnucklez! Get me on dat bridge! And take da KRUMPLETUFFSKIN ta dat gift Iz got da Warboss!!!!!

*Opening comms to her fleet of Brute Rams* OY! YA PIMPLIE GROTS! SHOW DEZ 'UMIES 'OW DA ORKS DO SPACE KOMBAT!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

*Kati gestures to her elite band of Flashgits... falling in line behind her as they settle into a "boarding bullet" which is loaded into the KRUMPLETUFFSKIN's main kannon. It darts nimbly, dodging incoming fire, pulling dangerously close to the imperial vessel, before delivering a truly struck shot, imbedding the kapsule directly into the Imperator's bridge, before turning on heel and retreating. The bottom of the boarding shot blasts out with a blistering hail of snazzgun fire, reducing the security crews to a fine pink mist. Under the ludicrous hail of gunfire, the bridge is quickly secured. Kati, unleashing Daizy against the stragglers still stationed there, practically vaporizing those unfortunate enough to be caught in her sights. Grabbing the nearest comm*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!! WARBOSS! 'ooz mukkin' about?!? BWAHAHAHA!!! Wez got a new ship for ya!

*Turns to her FlashGits* You lot... get ta lootin'! Krumple any 'umies that get to dis bridge! I'z got a Warboss ta find! *with that she heads down the corridor, Daizy's 13 barrels of death clearing a path, her most trusted mega-armored Nob covering her.*

*In the meantime, the swarm of Brute Rams speed out and bear down on the Blueperium's fleet wreaking wanton havoc and indiscriminately ramming their blade-like prows into the destroyers, boarding the ones not outright destroyed... The KRUMPLETUFFSKIN speeds out to the dark of space, toward a massive shape drifting quietly towards the combat zone.*