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chrizzbear · 01-19-2016, 10:04 AM

(01-16-2016, 09:51 PM)CBM97 Wrote: The better are the spontaneous one, I agree.
Here one you probably heard from me~
What's the common point between a clit and peanuts?

They're both appetizer!

haha i like it- kind of a "spicy"

**Willy_for_Boobies** · 07-22-2017, 02:51 PM

**Mirrage** · 07-23-2017, 06:47 AM

-A man asks his wife: "Honey can you tell me something that makes me sad, but at the same time also happy?"

-She thinks for a short time and answers:"Considering all your friends, your dick is the biggest."

**Willy_for_Boobies** · (This post was last modified: 07-23-2017, 10:50 AM by Willy_for_Boobies.)

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it. We’re closed.

**Willy_for_Boobies** · (This post was last modified: 07-26-2017, 08:46 PM by Willy_for_Boobies.)

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

**TwoToneRebel** · (This post was last modified: 07-30-2017, 03:31 PM by TwoToneRebel.)

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

**Cath** · 07-30-2017, 07:44 PM

How do you call someone without bodo or nose?

Nobody knows...

**Willy_for_Boobies** · (This post was last modified: 07-30-2017, 08:59 PM by Willy_for_Boobies.)

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

Call and tell her about it.

**Willy_for_Boobies** · (This post was last modified: 08-03-2017, 06:03 PM by Willy_for_Boobies.)

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

**TwoToneRebel** · 08-05-2017, 09:48 PM

How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? He got it on sail.

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