Fancy, schmancy pickup lines

[Sate]

Hmm.. The ones that tried and failed through PM

"Show me new positions" (I had too many sarcastic comments for this one)

Random Lv 1 Girl in Bikini: "I lost my way home"
Me: "Where is home?"
10 seconds later is in a room
Me: "I guess you found home"

Random: "Cumin"
Me: "Are you talking about the spice or want me to cum someplace?"
Random "Cumin"

There are more but these were the ones that were fairly recent when I logged in.

[Insydious]

There is an interesting on that guys can use.

Ask someone if they can spell me. It gets spelled, and you tell them they forgot the D. Hopefully, they respond with there is no D in me. That is when you respond with, not yet.

[Merigold]

Disclaimer: Original spelling.

Guy: if tis were the sexy olympics, you'd get all the golds
Guy: so, you wanna do something physicial
Me: If it were the olympics for cheesy pick up line, that would win the "Comedy Gold" competition.
Guy: ok, you win this time.

[Barbiesque]

Lined up one liners in multiple lines as they go:

Random: My tooth hurts
Me : Uhm...ok..why are you telling me this?
Random: 'cause your (quoting) so sweet
Me : Get out.

P.S. "ba dum tss" @ Syd. x.x

[Jaunedice]

Is this thread still active? Well.. I skipped the other pages and came here.

"There will be 7 planets tonight after I'm done with Uranus"

[Cath]

(07-05-2016, 12:12 AM)Jaunedice Wrote: Is this thread still active? Well.. I skipped the other pages and came here.

"There will be 7 planets tonight after I'm done with Uranus"

That made my day.

[Merigold]

This one is a wee short, I have to admit that no handymen did ever hit on me, not untill now.

Disclaimer original spelling  

Guy: I may not be a windshield reapair man, but  I can still fill your crack in.
Me: Ahhh...  the local handyman, I presume.

Needless to say, he forgot his tounge and returned for his tools, no sight of the handyman as of yet, but hey the showers in the baths are working ...

[Cath]

Hello, if you have got new ideas, please, feel free to tell them.

[-J-]

If that's a call for content, then what the hell, let's add some content! Although I'd add that unlike the Handling Unwanted Invites thread, feel free to post unusual pickup lines that actually worked too. :)

Sadly, I didn't think to quote them, but I was watching a friend strip and she got two interesting offers.

The first was a subtle pimp who flirted some (although very directly, almost as if appraising her by her reactions) and eventually offered to "make matches" for her. The stripper is one of the most outgoing people I'd ever met so we all got a laugh out of that one, but full marks to him if he's reading this for his commitment to the character. The second offered to be her bodyguard. Which I thought she might need after turning down the action hero pimp.