10-20-2018, 01:23 AM
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12-06-2018, 10:20 PM
Oh Jesus....I have a loooot in my mind ,But ama just post here the best ones i remember
So. 1)Ain't a ~joke~ but i find it funny anyway It was like*Girls kiss eachother on the lips all the lips all time but i accidentally sucked my homie dick one time and i'm gay..Like...That ain't faire xD 2)Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu,You get what you deserve 3)Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all. 4)Doctor: “Do you do sports?” Patient: “Does sex count?” Doctor: “Yes.” Patient: “Then no.” 5) What does a fridge the first time he opens ? Light's the bulb xD (this is a cringe one too) "Secrets kept are weapons wasted."
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