07-15-2024, 01:24 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-18-2024, 02:51 AM by spartanecvip133.)
Hey everyone, I’m starting a thread for folks to share some real-life stories. I’m looking for the most extraordinary ones, whether they're funny or downright bizarre. I bet some of you have plenty to share, so let’s try to keep it to the most interesting ones. ?
If there’s already a thread like this, please let me know right away.
Alright, I’ll kick things off with a story from when I was in junior high, around 15 years old.
There are two characters in this story: let's call them Mr. Facefart and Mr. Cooldude. The reason behind the name "Mr. Facefart" is because his breath smelled terrible, and he had this habit of getting way too close when talking. Needless to say, I wasn’t a fan. He’s the "villain" of this story. Mr. hentaizz, on the other hand, is just a friend of mine from a different class who doesn’t play much of a role here.
So, 15-year-old me, my friends, and Mr. Facefart were hanging out in our classroom during lunch, chatting about random stuff. I suddenly remembered something that happened about a week earlier.
I was at school and needed to use the restroom right before class. There were two stalls in the men’s room: one was locked, the other was open. Naturally, I went to the open one, unzipped my pants, and got to business. As soon as I started, I heard a voice from the locked stall say, "Is that you?" I hadn't seen who was in there, and they couldn’t see me either. Confused and a bit weirded out, I didn’t respond and just finished up. By the time I was done, the mystery person had left, so I couldn’t figure out who it was.
I told this story to my friends and Mr. Facefart during lunch, and everyone was puzzled. "How did he know it was you?" and "Why would he talk to you in the bathroom?" were some of the questions I got.
The next day, during lunch, the same group gathered again. Mr. Facefart started telling a story. To our surprise, he recounted the exact same story I had told the day before, but with himself as the main character instead of me. He even told it to the same people who had heard my version. When I confronted him, he denied copying it and claimed he had heard it from Mr. Cooldude.
Later, I caught up with Cooldude and asked if he had shared that story with Facefart. Of course, he hadn’t. Cooldude had never even heard the story before.
If there’s already a thread like this, please let me know right away.
Alright, I’ll kick things off with a story from when I was in junior high, around 15 years old.
There are two characters in this story: let's call them Mr. Facefart and Mr. Cooldude. The reason behind the name "Mr. Facefart" is because his breath smelled terrible, and he had this habit of getting way too close when talking. Needless to say, I wasn’t a fan. He’s the "villain" of this story. Mr. hentaizz, on the other hand, is just a friend of mine from a different class who doesn’t play much of a role here.
So, 15-year-old me, my friends, and Mr. Facefart were hanging out in our classroom during lunch, chatting about random stuff. I suddenly remembered something that happened about a week earlier.
I was at school and needed to use the restroom right before class. There were two stalls in the men’s room: one was locked, the other was open. Naturally, I went to the open one, unzipped my pants, and got to business. As soon as I started, I heard a voice from the locked stall say, "Is that you?" I hadn't seen who was in there, and they couldn’t see me either. Confused and a bit weirded out, I didn’t respond and just finished up. By the time I was done, the mystery person had left, so I couldn’t figure out who it was.
I told this story to my friends and Mr. Facefart during lunch, and everyone was puzzled. "How did he know it was you?" and "Why would he talk to you in the bathroom?" were some of the questions I got.
The next day, during lunch, the same group gathered again. Mr. Facefart started telling a story. To our surprise, he recounted the exact same story I had told the day before, but with himself as the main character instead of me. He even told it to the same people who had heard my version. When I confronted him, he denied copying it and claimed he had heard it from Mr. Cooldude.
Later, I caught up with Cooldude and asked if he had shared that story with Facefart. Of course, he hadn’t. Cooldude had never even heard the story before.