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I love da smell o' DAKKA in da mornin'
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*Indicators from the edge sensor range, show an impossibly large number of small blips rushing towards the battle space. A swarm of small dots buzzing like ravenous gnats around a single larger signal. In view comes a horde of Ork Brute Rams screaming towards the Imperial vessels, behind them a Single Savage Gunship, decorated and painted for years of victory and attrition. A dread thing... brimming with guns upon guns upon, yet more guns, an echo of its Captain. The Freeboota standard, previously adorning its tail, haphazardly crossed out, replaced with a crudely drawn standard of Grubslag Mugnob's WAAAAAAGH!  Vox channels open with an earsplitting whine of tortured electronics as a half-mad voice invades any open com*

Oy! Wots all dis den? Youz startin' a foight wiff out Daizy?!?!? WIFF OUT DAIZY?!?! Nooo No NO!! DATz NOT ROIGHT!!! DER IZ NO FOIGHT WIFF OUT DAIZY!!!!!!! FOR GORK an' MORK! FOR DA WARBOSS!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!! DAKKA DAKKKA DAKKA DAKKKA DAKKKA

*The vox channel squelches shut as Kati, Flash Git extraordinaire, the shootiest of all Flash Gits, bearer of Daizy... the shootiest of Snazzguns, settles back in her captain's chair, chewing her cigar, smiling. Looking around  at her Freebootaz, ready and eager to crush and loot. Popping to her feet, hefting the 13 barreled Daizy over her shoulder, adjusting her Pirate Captain's hat, she bellows out another "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!" Signaling the Freebootaz' attack on the Main Fleet as her own Gunship, DA KRUMPLTUFFSKIN, screams towards the Inquisition Vessel, following the Wyrdgurl's call through the Waaaaaagh to reconvene with the only Warboss worth her time.*
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I love da smell o' DAKKA in da mornin' - by MDMA - 01-26-2016, 10:55 PM
RE: I love da smell o' DAKKA in da mornin' - by Katidid - 02-03-2016, 09:16 AM

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