Fancy, schmancy pickup lines

[Merigold]

I thought that my thread would die out, due to the sheer lack of content. Well this male specimen proved me wrong.
Screen shots will be shown on demand.
Disclamer: Orignial spelling

Guy: hi baby u looks very sexy
Me: Hi and your english is not that sexy
Guy: lol.sorry baby. I like your tits baby suck your nipples
Me: If you're looking for something to milk go find a cow
Guy: lol. no I don't need a milk.. i want caress your sexy body only.
Me: I already got a massage therapist
Guy: hmm ok then i want finger ur hot and wet pussy
Me: Finger me, or my cat?
Guy: what do you want to hear ? Fuck your tight pussy and asshole. I want you !
Me: Now you want to fuck my cat and my ass.
Guy: Yeah give to me your sexy tight asshole baby.
Me: Now, at least your're trying to make some sense. So, why me out of all the girls in the game.
Guy: Because you impressed me. I'm very horny now. My dick is very big for you.. Anyway, I want your holes baby. Will you give them to me ?
Me: You do know that impressions go both ways, and from what I;ve read so far, I'm not even midly tipped by your ... mojo.
Guy: Shut up and sex with me ! I say you. You make me very horny! I want fuck you so hard and cum on your tits.
Me: *shouts* Men to guns! Kill the mutant! Purge the heretic!

Guy was ignored, I lost my patience.

The Opus Magnum of kitsch.