01-23-2016, 10:19 AM
Messi and Ronaldo with the comebacks! And nice, Malika. 
1) "Sorry Bitch"
Guy: Nice boobs
Me: Nice bald head. (his avatar was bald)
Guy: do you want some fun
Me: No thank you
Guy: why baby
Me: Because I'm not your baby. And I wanted to show you how silly you sound when you say "nice boobs"
Guy: sorry bitch
Me: I'm sorry I'm more than nice boobs too.
Guy: you have amazing body
Me: An amazing body for a bitch, you mean?
Guy: yeah
2) I tried to pull a Sasso on this one but I chickened out...
Guy: play with me
Me: What game?
Me: Starcraft?
Me: I like turn-based strategy MMOs too.
Guy: tease
Guy: the game where i fuck you silly
Me: How do I win? What do I get out of it? I need to do some theory crafting...
Guy: you get smile on old man face points to level up and my cum in your pussy
(I think I'd rather lose...)
1) "Sorry Bitch"
Guy: Nice boobs
Me: Nice bald head. (his avatar was bald)
Guy: do you want some fun
Me: No thank you
Guy: why baby
Me: Because I'm not your baby. And I wanted to show you how silly you sound when you say "nice boobs"
Guy: sorry bitch
Me: I'm sorry I'm more than nice boobs too.
Guy: you have amazing body
Me: An amazing body for a bitch, you mean?
Guy: yeah
2) I tried to pull a Sasso on this one but I chickened out...
Guy: play with me
Me: What game?
Me: Starcraft?
Me: I like turn-based strategy MMOs too.
Guy: tease
Guy: the game where i fuck you silly
Me: How do I win? What do I get out of it? I need to do some theory crafting...
Guy: you get smile on old man face points to level up and my cum in your pussy
(I think I'd rather lose...)
"Each night has one sound I know: the moon against the water like your cheek across mine in another life." – Sara Eliza Johnson