Describing a kid movie

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A princess held prisoner by a narcissistic despot because of body-shaming issues makes a daring escape. She attempts to survive the woods and a bounty hunter sworn to bring back her heart, but instead she is captured once again by seven little person miners, six of whom clearly have some sort of severe mental defect. She develops Stockholm syndrome and befriends her new captors, and it's possible the only thing keeping her alive is doing menial chores for them.

Meanwhile, the despot adopts a disguise and convinces the princess to eat an apple purported to grant wishes, taking advantage of the princess's completely sheltered existence. She falls comatose and is presumed deceased by the deranged little people. However, a prince -- no doubt an opportunistic pervert -- comes across her and kisses her without her consent. Although everyone believes the kiss brings her back to consciousness, it is equally possible that the clearing of her airway did the same thing. Supposedly they live happily ever after, but it's hard to see how that's possible with two clearly delusional nobles who in no way seem ready to run either of their kingdoms.

And...

In yet another tale of medieval neglect and the dangers of arranged marriages, an orphan is taken in by an heiress driven to bouts of depression and mania by seasonal affective disorder caused by her home. The orphan is put to work for the heiress and her two children with oppositional defiant disorder. What is commonly ignored is the fact that this orphan could have been driven into a life of prostitution or worse had it not been for the kindness of a stepmother the orphan called wicked. Truly this was a progressive woman as well, as she managed a household admirably and even owned a cat who attempted to protect his adopted home from mice that could potentially have spread plague.

All the orphan cares about is that she fails to attend a dance ball given by a prince whose prospects were so poor that even commoners were invited to save what must have been an impotent family line. But this stubborn orphan is approached by a drug peddler. She provides the orphan and a few pestilent mice with cocaine, the only reasonable way someone could fix an evening gown and get across town to the ball in no time at all. And it's here we find out why the prince is single: He has a massive foot fetish. He's so taken by the orphan and her feet that when she finally flees the party after the harshing of her buzz, he claims her stinky slipper and tries to fit it on every woman in the kingdom because he's that much of a fucking perv. The orphan's stepsisters are clearly into BDSM and foot play as well, as they fight to put on the slipper until the orphan claims it, even willing to humiliate themselves just for the opportunity to breed royal babies.

In the end, everyone is happy. The stepsisters wallow in filth for the amusement of horny villagers, the stepmother has one less mouth to feed, and all three of them are spared the horrible plague which claimed nobles and commoners alike. All thanks to their cat and his diligent slaughter of any plague-bearing rodents which came their way.