Cthulu is a fantasy by some antiquated bigot writer.... the Cactus is the real deal.
heresy, you will burn in Cactus hell. there are many supposed "deities". many mooks seem to think they can elevate themselves by using forbidden magic. like talking, I tried banning that shit forever ago.
(03-23-2017, 01:27 AM)JohnSins Wrote: I think we might be referring to different books, *teleports 'History of the Universe' into your arms* this is the one... I hope you know that you and your wife aren't the only deities, but you can read all about us "Elder Gods" in chapter 1, 903,389,039....
heresy, you will burn in Cactus hell. there are many supposed "deities". many mooks seem to think they can elevate themselves by using forbidden magic. like talking, I tried banning that shit forever ago.