Handling Unwanted Invites

[Aieden]

(01-12-2016, 02:04 AM)Sasso Wrote: So of course, hanging around the beach I receive lot of messages asking for sex which I'm usually not very interested in. I could simply say no thank you and leave it at that, but where would be the fun in that? 

I began this hobby of mine early on when I started playing the game. If a guy asked for sex within the first few minutes, I would reply asking them about their views on politics (The Syrian refugee crisis, Donald Trump's presidential candidacy, gun rights etc). I moved on to philosophy later (The God question, argument from evil, free will).

But I've decided to get a bit more creative. these are some favourites of mine just from yesterday.

1. The Cheese Guy
Man approaches and begins Conversation with a simple hello. I say Hi. He asks hat I'm into, so I decide to sat I like cheese. He says he likes big tits and asks me what sexy things I'm interested in, so I begin to list some cheeses and talk about Mediterranean salads. I say I enjoy very distinct cheeses, to which he replies "Do you like big distinct dicks?". I reply "Distinct? really? That's what you're going with?" He sends a link to a dick pic, and I decide to drop the conversation from there.

2. Boob size man
Man starts conversation, and asks me what boob size I am. I reply 56 (Number I picked at random, no relation to actual boob size), to which he replies "Nice, good  size ". He tells me about his dick size. He asks me for my pictures, so I send him to Zombo.com. I drop the conversation

3. Bongo Bongo in the Congo man
Man starts conversation, asks me if I like bbc. I think for a moment trying think what I could reply with, and reply with "I like Bongo Bongo in the Congo yes". This is the rest of the conversation, his text in red. "Do you wonna have my? ". "You own the Congo?" "Between my legs " "How can you fit and entire country between your legs?" "You wonna get laid by a bbc or what?" "How can I have sex with a developing African Nation?" "With me honey" "You're not the Congo." " You're not even the Republic of the Congo" " mo iam a horny bbc, amd i wonna fuck with you! yes or no?" "But you're not Bongo Bongo in the Congo. I dont even think you know where the Congo is" He drops the conversation at this point.

Post some of your own if you've had some fun with these invites

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL !!!  Men are forgetting how a woo a women , i was expecting more from them