Fancy, schmancy pickup lines

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(12-04-2015, 07:22 AM)MAGES. Wrote:

(12-04-2015, 04:54 AM)ladyselin Wrote: i know the best one. Here goes. '' Hi''

Most ineffective pickup line of all times. Behold!
"Hello. How are you?"

LOL, yes it his...i use it soo many times, never work.........serious, i dont, only ask that to my friends...

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(12-08-2015, 06:31 PM)juicylucy Wrote: the funniest for me was,"Hey, do you want to come to my room and be disappointed in bed?"

man....that guy deserve to be disappointed...brilliant!!!!

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(12-08-2015, 10:27 PM)Bor Wrote:

(12-01-2015, 03:20 PM)Bansai Wrote: "hey babe, wan sum fuk?"

Works everytime  

"everytime ;p"
#NeverAgain

No Bor, that shit never work!!!!

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(12-12-2015, 01:06 PM)MAGES. Wrote: Have nothing to say.

LOOOOOOOOOOL, that one deserve a price Mages, best one ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(12-14-2015, 11:10 PM)Kumori Wrote: Just received this one:
Hey honey, can you help me with something?
I have this terrible itch about 9 inches into my asshole. Would you mind take care of it for me?

ahahahahaah, i received that too.......

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(12-18-2015, 06:15 PM)Roberta Wrote: It's not as funny as yours, but he definitely deserves my vagina.

lol, thats pricely...eyyy if his favorit number is 3 what can we say???

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(12-21-2015, 01:01 PM)Darko Wrote: I received this "beauty" yesterday O_O

eyy darko, what you do? looooooooooooool