Fancy, schmancy pickup lines

[Tantrum]

I really dont have, or at least i dont remeber, one really good...but one day i compliment a girl, dont remember what compliment it was, but the girl reply and ask me - "what is this?" and i reply back - "sorry, i was just complimenting you", and then she wrote this amazing words - "I DONT LIKE COMPLIMENTS, ONLY CUMPLIMENTS"...

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(12-25-2015, 12:49 AM)FutaPrincessPeach Wrote: I just got this one... Didn't made a screen of it, but...

Him: You're so hot, baby, the sun is jealous of you.
Me: Then you would scorch your dick if you put it in me ^^

never got an answer for that ^^

LOL...if i was him i answer - dont worry miss, im the human torch"

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(12-29-2015, 07:57 PM)Merigold Wrote: The credit for this piece of pick-up gold goes to: (random trumpet noises)

DarkDesires
She also agreed to publish this.

Disclamer: Original spelling.

"Hello   I am from the red cross Due to recent drownings we are conducting lifeguard exercises to prepare for possible drowning... Would you be willing to donate your time to elp me train my self and you to become better lifeguard."

Meri, thats a hell of a catch line..im a bit curious, did that have a sequel?