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Fuck my life (FML)
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Haha! Well that got pretty awkward I guess. Think I'm lucky that I always had my room on the top floor. Always paying attention when I hear footsteps. Don't want any accidents to happen... Especially when it's... ermmm... close towards the climax! Managed to pull of some narrow escapes myself... LOL.

Funny or embarrassing one huh... Well I don't know where to start! Don't want to leave a negative impression, so I'll start with one which has a little bit of both. It's not x-rated though.

I remember while I just started to work-out actively there was a certain shoulder exercise I would do. It's basically standing upside down and trying to stay balanced. At the beginning I needed help with that. I'd have my cousin to assist me by holding my legs into the air. It made him get into an uncomfortable position though, since his face was pretty much looking towards my bum.

The supplements I take before my training are all filled with sweeteners. The label says using them can have a laxative effect at times (like sugar free gum or diet soda). Guess going upside down did something bad to my stomach... I pretty much farted on his face by accident after ten seconds. To be fair, it was a pretty loud one too. He instantly moved back which caused me to fall with my back onto the floor. I was crying from laughter and apologized like a hundred of times. He knew it was an accident, luckily he could laugh about it as well later on. It was really uncomfortable, since it was in the gym as well.
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Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-25-2016, 07:30 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cloudmatic - 09-25-2016, 09:12 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by -J- - 09-25-2016, 09:25 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Mirrage - 09-25-2016, 09:34 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-25-2016, 09:49 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Mirrage - 09-25-2016, 10:29 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-25-2016, 10:34 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by blahbitty - 09-27-2016, 08:42 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-27-2016, 09:59 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by RP_RICK - 09-25-2016, 11:01 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Sasso - 09-26-2016, 04:27 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Emmie - 09-26-2016, 10:29 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-26-2016, 05:38 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Simple Tania - 09-26-2016, 04:21 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by blahbitty - 09-27-2016, 10:45 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-27-2016, 12:03 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by blahbitty - 09-27-2016, 06:51 PM
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RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-27-2016, 08:09 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Emmie - 09-28-2016, 06:39 AM
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RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-28-2016, 12:04 PM
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RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-28-2016, 04:11 PM
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RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Emmie - 10-24-2016, 10:26 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 10-25-2016, 05:54 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Simple Tania - 10-25-2016, 06:49 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 10-25-2016, 07:14 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Simple Tania - 10-26-2016, 05:44 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 10-26-2016, 07:57 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Simple Tania - 10-26-2016, 11:16 PM
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RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 12-07-2016, 06:22 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Mirrage - 12-07-2016, 06:25 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 12-07-2016, 06:27 PM
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