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Fancy, schmancy pickup lines
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12-30-2015, 10:05 PM
The following victim tried to pull off a "MILFs teach sex" line on me. The catch is, I don't fall under the MILF category nor do I want to.

The line goes as follows

"hi i'm a virgin but i want to learn many things by playing with you. can you please play with me?"
- Captain, thar she blows! What should we do/!
- Men to guns! ... Run the guns you fools!
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Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Merigold - 11-29-2015, 08:35 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Darko - 11-29-2015, 08:59 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by MAGES. - 11-30-2015, 08:09 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Johnny_X - 11-30-2015, 11:28 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Lynne - 12-01-2015, 12:39 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by nukeboy1100 - 12-01-2015, 12:39 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Marcelle - 12-01-2015, 01:36 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Tao - 12-01-2015, 01:36 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Arthuro - 12-01-2015, 02:03 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Tao - 12-01-2015, 02:14 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Bansai - 12-01-2015, 03:20 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Bor - 12-08-2015, 10:27 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by ladyselin - 12-01-2015, 06:48 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Arthuro - 12-01-2015, 06:58 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by LucasKyo - 12-02-2015, 12:47 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by lZafyra - 12-02-2015, 02:43 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by AlecSeverin - 12-03-2015, 03:29 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Marcelle - 12-03-2015, 02:00 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by LucasKyo - 12-04-2015, 01:38 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Ajhot993 - 12-04-2015, 03:26 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by ladyselin - 12-04-2015, 04:54 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by MAGES. - 12-04-2015, 07:22 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Tantrum - 01-06-2016, 05:31 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Eli-Chanpu - 12-04-2015, 08:17 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Silvyraven - 12-05-2015, 09:21 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by MAGES. - 12-06-2015, 09:37 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Bor - 12-08-2015, 04:35 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Tesability - 12-08-2015, 05:57 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by juicylucy - 12-08-2015, 06:31 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Tao - 12-09-2015, 12:04 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Bor - 12-09-2015, 12:12 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Kumori - 12-09-2015, 10:42 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Bor - 12-09-2015, 02:07 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Marcelle - 12-09-2015, 02:14 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Johnny_X - 12-09-2015, 07:57 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Soresu - 12-11-2015, 12:43 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by MDMA - 12-11-2015, 03:47 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Drek - 12-11-2015, 12:12 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Bor - 12-11-2015, 02:40 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Drek - 12-11-2015, 02:53 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by MAGES. - 12-12-2015, 01:06 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Soresu - 12-12-2015, 07:31 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Bango - 12-12-2015, 01:37 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Darko - 12-12-2015, 09:15 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Tantrum - 01-06-2016, 04:12 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Bor - 12-13-2015, 01:20 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Lynne - 12-13-2015, 03:06 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Merigold - 12-13-2015, 03:27 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Kumori - 12-14-2015, 11:10 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by RPesse - 12-18-2015, 06:15 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Merigold - 12-18-2015, 11:19 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Silvyraven - 12-19-2015, 09:09 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by RPesse - 12-20-2015, 02:29 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Bor - 12-21-2015, 01:39 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by juicylucy - 12-20-2015, 01:56 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Merigold - 12-20-2015, 08:37 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by RPesse - 12-20-2015, 10:51 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Bor - 12-20-2015, 09:39 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Darko - 12-21-2015, 01:01 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by RPesse - 12-21-2015, 01:05 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Thekink - 12-21-2015, 01:22 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Tao - 12-21-2015, 01:14 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Benny87 - 12-21-2015, 01:42 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by RPesse - 12-21-2015, 06:37 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Tao - 12-21-2015, 08:29 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Thekink - 12-21-2015, 11:15 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Bango - 12-21-2015, 07:08 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by RPesse - 12-22-2015, 12:02 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Thekink - 12-22-2015, 12:25 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by MDMA - 12-23-2015, 08:20 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Silvyraven - 12-23-2015, 04:55 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by RPesse - 12-23-2015, 11:41 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by MDMA - 12-23-2015, 06:47 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Benny87 - 12-24-2015, 10:21 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by RPesse - 12-24-2015, 10:32 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Tao - 12-25-2015, 09:35 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Merigold - 12-29-2015, 07:57 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Emmie - 12-29-2015, 09:08 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by MDMA - 12-30-2015, 09:24 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Merigold - 12-30-2015, 10:05 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Tao - 12-31-2015, 12:43 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Thekink - 12-31-2015, 01:07 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Darko - 01-02-2016, 06:51 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Emmie - 01-02-2016, 07:20 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Thekink - 01-03-2016, 01:07 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Sharp - 01-04-2016, 02:26 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Merigold - 01-05-2016, 04:40 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Tantrum - 01-06-2016, 02:15 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by MDMA - 01-06-2016, 06:53 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by 823 - 01-14-2016, 11:10 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Bor - 01-15-2016, 03:34 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Bansai - 01-16-2016, 05:51 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Tantrum - 01-16-2016, 11:15 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Bansai - 01-16-2016, 04:37 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Merigold - 01-16-2016, 08:36 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Emmie - 01-16-2016, 08:45 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by KingR - 01-16-2016, 08:47 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Alex-007 - 01-17-2016, 04:18 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by KingR - 01-17-2016, 08:53 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by MsTan - 01-18-2016, 09:29 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by KingR - 01-25-2016, 05:35 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by chrizzbear - 01-19-2016, 10:33 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by RPesse - 01-19-2016, 02:06 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by MsTan - 01-19-2016, 02:40 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Tao - 01-20-2016, 02:22 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by MeganRain - 01-20-2016, 08:48 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by MDMA - 01-24-2016, 05:38 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by MeganRain - 01-24-2016, 05:51 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Cath - 01-24-2016, 11:23 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Tantrum - 01-25-2016, 05:47 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Merigold - 01-25-2016, 07:06 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by juicylucy - 01-25-2016, 07:43 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Darko - 01-26-2016, 03:23 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by juicylucy - 01-26-2016, 03:47 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Cath - 01-26-2016, 05:02 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by juicylucy - 02-15-2016, 07:02 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Vrook - 02-15-2016, 07:04 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Kyrios - 02-15-2016, 10:16 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Emmie - 02-15-2016, 11:31 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Bansai - 02-15-2016, 12:08 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Emmie - 02-15-2016, 01:27 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Dom88 - 02-15-2016, 01:30 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Tavana - 02-19-2016, 10:44 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by RP_RICK - 02-20-2016, 01:53 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Merigold - 04-03-2016, 04:36 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Bor - 04-07-2016, 10:37 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Sate - 04-13-2016, 10:49 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Insydious - 04-22-2016, 02:04 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Merigold - 07-04-2016, 11:25 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Barbiesque - 07-04-2016, 01:11 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Jaunedice - 07-05-2016, 12:12 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Cath - 07-05-2016, 06:11 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Merigold - 07-06-2016, 10:42 PM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by Cath - 08-22-2016, 09:50 AM
RE: Fancy, schmancy pickup lines - by -J- - 08-22-2016, 03:14 PM

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