Fancy, schmancy pickup lines

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If that's a call for content, then what the hell, let's add some content! Although I'd add that unlike the Handling Unwanted Invites thread, feel free to post unusual pickup lines that actually worked too. :)

Sadly, I didn't think to quote them, but I was watching a friend strip and she got two interesting offers.

The first was a subtle pimp who flirted some (although very directly, almost as if appraising her by her reactions) and eventually offered to "make matches" for her. The stripper is one of the most outgoing people I'd ever met so we all got a laugh out of that one, but full marks to him if he's reading this for his commitment to the character. The second offered to be her bodyguard. Which I thought she might need after turning down the action hero pimp.