07-10-2016, 10:30 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-11-2016, 12:28 AM by EroticUdyr.)
I'd say my dick is like... medium? A really generic penis.
My penis is so generic. No real personality going on, makes reference jokes. It kinda follows up on politics, but really just votes the same as the majority does. Mainly to not "stick out". Hehe.
If my dick was a person, it'll probably wear jeans and t-shirts. White t-shirts, ya know. Not trying to show itself off or anything.
It'd probably go to the gym every once in a while, but wouldn't really bother with getting any spectacular muscles.
It would also have a really generic motto, like "Carpe Diem" or "Don't let anything bring you down!".
Yeah.. my dick is pretty fucking boring.
Oh, one more thing... it's favourite color would be blue. Oh my god, how fucking generic.
In all honesty though, it's like 7 inches or something. Not really the Dwayne Johnson of dicks, but not Michael Cera either.
Quick side note: This is just me explaining my dick. Cus I've been dying to make some sort of joke for hours now. I just used this thread as an excuse.
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My penis is so generic. No real personality going on, makes reference jokes. It kinda follows up on politics, but really just votes the same as the majority does. Mainly to not "stick out". Hehe.
If my dick was a person, it'll probably wear jeans and t-shirts. White t-shirts, ya know. Not trying to show itself off or anything.
It'd probably go to the gym every once in a while, but wouldn't really bother with getting any spectacular muscles.
It would also have a really generic motto, like "Carpe Diem" or "Don't let anything bring you down!".
Yeah.. my dick is pretty fucking boring.
Oh, one more thing... it's favourite color would be blue. Oh my god, how fucking generic.
In all honesty though, it's like 7 inches or something. Not really the Dwayne Johnson of dicks, but not Michael Cera either.
Quick side note: This is just me explaining my dick. Cus I've been dying to make some sort of joke for hours now. I just used this thread as an excuse.