What'd you get up to in game today?

[-J-]

Gronk Thrustplunder has had some crazy nights, but this one is one probably the most Gronk Thrustplunder night he could possibly have.

He comes to the bar after a long day of raiding, pillaging, and fighting in the northern reaches on behalf of the great Southern Kingdom of the Elves. And a fluffy catgirl climbs on top of him. One thing leads to another and before you know it, he's plowing away at her, as is de rigueur for orcs and catfolk.

Then, after a victorious plunder with the two snuggling naked on a barstool... his long-time tigress lady friend shows up. She seems amused, as she's well aware of Gronk's proclivity for plundering anyone and everything, and likely was not surprised in any way. But the catgirl was quite taken aback. She asked if Gronk liked the lady tiger more... and he had to honestly say yes. They've been friends for a long time, and the catgirl had just met him. It was a heartbreaking moment, but I don't even want to think of what would happen if the Warqueen was involved. She's generally not too upset with his plundering as long as no one challenges her place as the one he likes "bestest".

And that's your orcish sociology lesson for the day.