Fancy, schmancy pickup lines

[Silvyraven]

I get some really good ones. When I am on my alt PonyGirl, I get a lot of horse, pony, and riding puns.

Such as:
   
(oddly enough I started talking to this guy because why not.)

Then I get jewels like this:
   
(this one logged off right after sending it)

But on a good day, I get the best: (this guy is clearly smooth AF)
   
(yes this worked)