What'd you get up to in game today?

[Lexirific]

So, yesterday I introduced my 'uncle' to the game (Uncle Lex; now Drunk Uncle Lex). He is a whisky drinking slob, but he is cared for by his nieces and nephews. One loving nephew gave him a much needed handjob on the beach; so much love for him.

Later, somebody volunteered to have his ass fisted. I accepted and proceeded to work my hand, then arm, inside him, before tearing out his insides, leaving him bleeding on the beach. Somebody saved him, I believe.

And today, the same person volunteered again. This time I used a chainsaw. It got messy. I believe he is still waiting for some much needed medical attention.

So a pretty average weekend for me, I guess.