Fancy, schmancy pickup lines

[Merigold]

I dare not to speculate on how long I've been offline, let alone browsed the forums. Alas I wanted to be the necromancer (or necromantress ... still coudn't be bothered with gender ) and resurrect my old thread. I wouldn't be honest if I didn't post something meaningful to the thread. Here goes the bomb ... well ... not really.

As always original spelling included.

-hi merigold. do you like a hot sex with a horny man.
-Hi. I'd like someone that has brain. Thank you very much.
-you think i have not a brain.
-There much that you possibly don't have, but I dare not to speak of it.

Well, there you have it, not much, but it's a start.