I love da smell o' DAKKA in da mornin'

[MDMA]

(Ugh, Smurfs)

<Dis 'Ulk takes a few hits and looks like it's on the verge of destruction...before turning to bear it's massive ordinance of dakka towards the Blueperium fleet and buries them in a hail of kannon, beam, plasma and rokkitz...despite looking like a pile of scrap, held together with spit, the orks know how to build a weapon of war and make it last.>

<Meanwhile, the skull probes fly past a whole squad of imperial scouts, inconspicuosly camping out in the vents, before suddenly winking out of existence. The lights fizzle out again and Emmie suddenly experiences the unique feeling of being perforated by a whole squad of Ork Kommandoz.> Dance 'umie, dance! Wez own da shadowz>

[Emmie]

*just as the ork commandos strike at the inquisitor, her displacer field moves her away, leaving only a couple of frag and krak grenades behind, a loud boom can be heard throughout the ship* And now you are dead... *she drops her now fried displacer and takes a look around her, bzzzt*
"Inquisitor, get back to the main deck this instant, apparently the admiral was holding several Krourk Ogryn on the ship, and for some reason they've gotten out!"
Fine, I'll make my way there, how many of them are there?
"Thousands according to the admiral, we're planning our escape, you must get here now, the Ogryn won't be able to tell friend from foe, the ship is lost!"
Ugh... I'll be there soon, what about Deathwatch and the few Ultramarines stationed on here?
"They're already here, we're ready to go as soon you arrive. The techpriests have regained control of the Imperator and have directed all power to the main deck. Hurry!"

*meanwhile in space, battle barges and imperial battleships have entered the area, and have begun to heavily bombard the ork vessels*

[MDMA]

<The Kommandoz stumble up, missing a few limbs before falling back to the Telly Portaz for a meeting with the Mad Dokk. Meanwhile, the Warboss grumbles at their general incompetence as she decorates her armour with the heads of fallen Sororitas and straps their bolters together, forming a rather powerfull sidearm before voxxing her leutennant> Oi Lou ya worfless git! Dok wif da zoggin' ship n' get uz some bleedin' dakka! <Before bellowing a WAAAAGH and unloading her six barelled shoota and levelling the entire hallway> WAAAAAAGH! IZ GOTZ ME A FLASHGIT TA FIND, dat soundz like quite da plan, don't ye fink Grampy Bonnie? <The question seems to have been adressed to one of the new heads hanging off her shoulder. Leading a small conversation with the heads, Grubslag Mugnob ventures deeper into the ship in search of her Kaptin Kati, following the distant echoes of Daisy>

<Meanwhile, the space hulk releases a swarm of fightaz and a cloud of mines to drift towards the new ships, laying down devastating amounts of firepower. With a klank, Dis Ulk catches the Imperator in a set of boarding klawz, punching a hole through the outer hull and dropping in the big(ger) guns> Wez gotz da Dredz 'ere, boss <Leu Tennant, voxxes in>

[Cath]

<The fleet was ordered to mainly aim at the enemy's engine. As the enemy is in a heavy fire, a small squad was sent to Emmie's ship to secure her weapons. The Blueperium's fleet was hitted by a huge amount of firepower. Cath had an idea to lower the losses by using an old destroyer as a meat shield.>
I got your back, even tho I'm hit by there weaponary! Damn! How did they get those plasma canon?! *she asks panicked* Why am I the only one with ballistic canons?!
<Cath got mad and ordered a tactical assault on the Space hulk 'dis Ulk' sabotage the weapons>

[Katidid]

*Kaptin Kati followed her intuition, as much as a random swath of carnage, through the Imperator. Pausing (briefly) from unloading a near infinite hail of dakka to listen for the telltale WAAAAAAAGH of her warboss, stepping over the corpse of Space Marine, Imperial Office, and Battle Sister, victims of Daizy's insatiable and indiscriminate bloodlust. Her Mega Mob guard tethering the bodies to a sled and dragging them behind him.... one must never forget the loot.... or da teef. While she could have probably reach her destination far earlier, fighting detours were common, as she was just as much addicted to the sound of Daizy as using her. Finally reaching a sealed bulkhead Kati can hear the distinct ferocious battle cry of her Warboss just behind it. *

Wez ain't a fan of deelayz iz we Daizy! GET KRUMPLED DOOR!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!
*As she begins to unload Daizy, point blank into the door, the head from the 13 barrels generate immense amounts of heat, so much so that the air in front of vaporizes, much like a multi-melta. In seconds the bulk head buckles and collapses, sending Daizy's deadly payload screaming down the hallway, obliterating more of the emperor's boys just beyond it*

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA BWAAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!! NOW DIS IZ A ROIGHT AN PROPA WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! Kaptin Kati ready' for some REAL stompin' Boss!

*Stepping through the threshold, the two paragons of Ork-dom, reunited again, humanity, no, the universe, collectively shudders*

[Cath]

*is wearing a spacesuit*
It's better if I fight with my men! Get my fighter ready! It's time to earn some supplies!

[MDMA]

(Hehehe, fighting orks in a voidsuit)

<Spotting Kati, the Warboss finishes separating an Ultramarine's spine from the rest of his body before turning towards another head> Lookie 'ere Waaaghllie, if it ain't da flashgit iz been waitin' fo' all did time. Say 'hello Waaaghllie! <After a few seconds of nothing, the Warboss rips the head off before bursting it like a grape underfoot> NO! DIS AIN'T 'OW YOUZ SAY 'ELLO! DIS! IS 'OW YOUZ SAY 'ELLO! <Raising both her kustom shoota and the Sororitas multi-bolta in the air, Mugnob unleashes a stream of dakka, loud enough to contend with Daisy> WAAAAAAbAGHAHAHAHAHA! Now dis WAAAGH! Kan really start! 

<Hacking all the vox channels, Warboss Grubslag Mugnob lets their weapons and voices screech over, furthermore bolstering her boyz figtin' spirits and striking fear into everybody else's hearts. Rightly so, two orks with enough dakka to krumple a titan are no joke...Letting the destructive symphony rage for a good ten minutes, Mugnob kicks down another door> Roight, enuff mukkin' 'bout, wez gotz 'umiez ta stomp, teef ta kollekt n' shiny bitz ta loot!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

[Emmie]

*while the inquisitor makes her way back, swiftly moving through the piles of dead orks left behind when the Deathwatch made a clean sweep through the upper parts of the ship. Ending whatever resistance she meets on the way. The thousands of Ogrynn are spreading through all ships connected to the Imperator wildfire, crushing both orks and the imperial guardsmen alike, through sheer brutal violence. The sound of orks and men being turned into pancakes can be heard throughout both ships, nothing short of a nuclear blast could stop this onslaught now*

What was he thinking, with this amount of Krourk Ogrynn, he might as well have used the exterminatus... *she mumbles to herself*

*meanwhile, on the space hulk, things between the ravens and orks seem to have calmed down, but most of the raven squad can no longer be found, just a lot of dead squigs, orks and a couple of dead marines*

[MDMA]

<Yawning a cute WAAAGH, Wyrdgurl Azzi wakes up from a rather deep sleep and every Ogrynn aboard "Dis 'Ulk" suddenly finds themselves decorating it's walls...>

<Back on the Imperator, Mugnob cruises forth on a flakkatrakk, Katti at her side and a Gorkanaut stomping behind them.> WAAAAAGHAHAHAHA! DEZE 'UMIEZ 'AVEN'T EVEN MET MY SQUIGGOF YET! N' DEYZ ALREADY GETTIN' KRUMPLED! <Shooting at everything indiscriminantly, the Warboss makes sure to snatch a trophy up from a mangled corpse....or the mangled corpse itself>

[Cath]

(A cute WAAAGH? Good one there, miss)
<As the space skirmish rages on, a small fighter makes its way to the Dis Ulk and aboard the ship in the chaos of the battle. Its pilot jumps out of the vehicle and blindly shoots the nearest Orks in the hangar with a Filienostos's type Bolter, a weapon found floating in the Void>
You will pay for making me destroy my planet, you scum! *throws a grenade to a small pack of Orks*

(By the way, that makes me do some research to know more about the whole background of the Warhammer franchise)