01-30-2016, 03:41 AM
LOL
Keping it up
Keping it up
Every word a world
Handling Unwanted Invites
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It is with shame that I, Neymar, have failed to report!
I could have just confessed to him that yes, I have one huge tit and one tiny tit. Someone finally noticed. Unfortunately, he got rather impatient and I didn't take to it too kindly (he ended up ignoring me when I questioned his sense of time).
"Each night has one sound I know: the moon against the water like your cheek across mine in another life." – Sara Eliza Johnson
01-30-2016, 11:15 AM
ahahahah...great!!! please girls, carry on!!!
i try sasso, but i dont know if i have it in me...the bar is so high To be simple is to be great
01-30-2016, 11:24 PM
(01-30-2016, 11:15 AM)Fenix-TS Wrote: ahahahah...great!!! please girls, carry on!!! Just give it a shot! Don't worry so much about trying to be funny, the other person makes half the material anyway.
Hilarious - TIME Magazine Nothing else quite like her - Morgan Freeman
Absoloutley Sensational - Obama Who is Sasso? - Man I met on the bus Truly the MnF forumer of our time - Steven Hawking
01-30-2016, 11:36 PM
Eh, not much, but that's the most I got in the past few days.
Him: you very hot look in the bikini Me(Not wearing a bikini): Since when did they add X-Ray vision to the game? [Ignored]
02-03-2016, 03:43 AM
The simplest form of invite: A simple line, a premium user, and a revealing outfit.
I know most guys will go for it, but I'm not inclined at that time she asked me
A wise man always say:
"Make Love, Not War"
02-03-2016, 09:53 AM
LOL... Ban, what a hell is happening to you???
02-03-2016, 10:03 AM
I don't know, maybe its my clothes or something?
Just so you know, this is not editing. Im suck at that
A wise man always say:
"Make Love, Not War"
02-03-2016, 10:41 AM
Well, there's a little story...i was doing my "things" in vodka bar, basically, i was dancing while listening Nirvana, when this guy send me a PM...
'HI THERE FENIX 'SO U R A DANCER?' 'I dance, i'm not a dancer, i was, long time ago' 'NICE STORY - U WANNA FUCK THEN?' 'loooooooooool ... you are ... amazing' 'THX - SO R YOUR SKILLS I HOPE' 'yes ... unfortunately, you're not going to have a chance to know' To be simple is to be great
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