Many of you have probably seen the user im-an-a-roial-gard, we'll call him "roial gard" from now, on the Beaver Bash server before. He typically goes around asking if people are into roleplay and that he needs people to build a castle. In fact, the exact quote is "[role play]I'm trying to build my castle and I'd love you take part in it.Anyone who is interested send me a [personal]".
A few days ago I wanted to follow him and see what it was all about. That all changed today. While I was minding my own business and having a few laughs with everyone (Seriously guys? Vagina bread?) in the alley, roial gard came in. I followed him on a hilarious journey that still has me laughing while I type this thread. I hope you all enjoy my first thread as I enjoyed making it. Without further adieu, here it is, the Kingdom of Shanti...
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roial gard messages me to follow him to Metropolis. When I get there and I do not see him, I worry. Where could he have gone in those short moments? Was I not worthy enough? All the thoughts start racing through my head. He suddenly appears out of the bushes and asks me to follow him into the hotel. He escorts me up to the second floor where I set my eyes on the most beautiful kingdom in the world.
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Of course, I'm a little underwhelmed at first but I really want to see where this goes. I was very much looking forward to building a castle after all! When I get there roial gard asks me to have a seat and he starts telling me about the Kingdom of Shanti.
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The moment roial gard starts telling me about the history of Shanti, Maria walks in. Could she be the contractor hired to build the castle? Or perhaps she is a higher up in the kingdom? I start to get nervous and my hands get tense thinking about the possibilities.
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Nope, she was just there looking to hook up with someone. I bet she was pretty surprised when she stumbled upon the Kingdom of Shanti though, right? She had a quick conversation with Madline who I didn't manage to snag a picture of. Frankly, she didn't seem all that interesting. Plus, the story of the demise of Shanti is just terrible. A 25 year war with another kingdom?! They almost lost everything! The poor poor people of Shanti. I can't imagine what they went through.
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All that is left of the people of Shanti are the roial gard and the king. My purpose starts to become clearer right before my eyes. That's why he needed people to build a castle. The Kingdom of Shanti needs help and I may just be the woman that can help do so... However, he asks two things of me. What could it possibly be?
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Am I on daily? Well yeah, just about. And how are my RP skills? Uhm, let's see... They're fucking fantastic. This could be a match made in heaven. Have I passed the ultimate test? Will I become a part of something bigger than either your or I could have ever predicted? But wait, DaddyLongStrides walks in. Who is this figure and why does he say that roial gard requested him?
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I believe that he is a loyal subject of the Kingdom of Shanti. And since I passed roial gard's two question test, I get off the couch and swear allegiance to the Kingdom of Shanti. The longer I am a part of this conversation, the larger my aspirations grow. I do not just want to build castles anymore! I want to restore Shanti! No long after, roial gard asks me what I want my position to be. I... get to ... choose?!
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Yes! I shall be the Queen of Shanti! Screw building castles, I want to live in one! However, it is not that easy everyone. Don't think I just got the respect of roial gard and DaddyLongStrides just like that. I knew I had to prove myself. I had to show them what my agenda was and what I see for the future of Shanti. There's also a problem guys. Shanti already has TWO QUEENS!
[Continued in my next post!]
Part II.
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Not a problem at all if you ask me. We'll just stage a little "accident." A little poison in the wine or perhaps a chandelier falls on them; there are many ways to eliminate a queen. I feel as if I start to win over DaddyLongStrides but not the person that can get me a meeting with the king -- roial gard. He is the one who I need to convince. And it starts here. All I had to do was turn to a little inspiration - Dwight Schrute from The Office.
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Yes! I get the people going! I get them what they want! roial gard can't tell me outright (It's politics baby) but he tries to signal that "I'm in." I know for a fact that I have swayed DaddyLongStrides. I know that roial gard wants peace for Shanti and I get that... But I will not stand behind idle after Shanti was destroyed in a 25 year war. They need a real leader to restore them to their rightful place.
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Never go hungry again? Why did I use that line again? Oh, that's right! Lion King when Scar gathers his army of hyenas. Silly me! I'm almost there, I'm almost the queen! I can almost taste it... And if it were roial gard's choice, we would already be crossing the t's and dotting the i's. Unfortunately, the decision is not his. I need a meeting with the king and I won't stop until I do.
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If anyone is a fan of Game of Thrones, I just went full on Cersei Lannister on their asses. They either make me the Queen of Shanti or I will forge my own kingdom, wage war against Shanti, and watch it burn into ashes. This is what women have to do if they ever want to manage a kingdom. I can't just say "Pretty please, can I be your queen?" No! I have to show them the true meaning of power and fear. I need to show them that even though I am not a man, I can manage a kingdom like a man. And what's this? A PM from the roial gard?
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I'm in, baby!
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You're goddamn right that I will not be denied. roial gard is a simple and yet idealistic man. He believes that we can be peaceful with the kingdom that we fought for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS, massacred our people, and destroyed our castles. Is he mad?! Sure, I will bring peace between the lands. But not until I conquer them all first. As my meeting with these gentlemen ends, I ask that they keep our plot to eliminate the other queens quiet until we can put it in motion. Besides, I need to have a meeting with this king first.
![[Image: nPMVpM7.png]](http://i.imgur.com/nPMVpM7.png)
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I am still awaiting to hear a message from roial gard informing me that the king of Shanti has returned. We have a lot to discuss.
To be continued.
A few days ago I wanted to follow him and see what it was all about. That all changed today. While I was minding my own business and having a few laughs with everyone (Seriously guys? Vagina bread?) in the alley, roial gard came in. I followed him on a hilarious journey that still has me laughing while I type this thread. I hope you all enjoy my first thread as I enjoyed making it. Without further adieu, here it is, the Kingdom of Shanti...
---
roial gard messages me to follow him to Metropolis. When I get there and I do not see him, I worry. Where could he have gone in those short moments? Was I not worthy enough? All the thoughts start racing through my head. He suddenly appears out of the bushes and asks me to follow him into the hotel. He escorts me up to the second floor where I set my eyes on the most beautiful kingdom in the world.
Of course, I'm a little underwhelmed at first but I really want to see where this goes. I was very much looking forward to building a castle after all! When I get there roial gard asks me to have a seat and he starts telling me about the Kingdom of Shanti.
The moment roial gard starts telling me about the history of Shanti, Maria walks in. Could she be the contractor hired to build the castle? Or perhaps she is a higher up in the kingdom? I start to get nervous and my hands get tense thinking about the possibilities.
Nope, she was just there looking to hook up with someone. I bet she was pretty surprised when she stumbled upon the Kingdom of Shanti though, right? She had a quick conversation with Madline who I didn't manage to snag a picture of. Frankly, she didn't seem all that interesting. Plus, the story of the demise of Shanti is just terrible. A 25 year war with another kingdom?! They almost lost everything! The poor poor people of Shanti. I can't imagine what they went through.
All that is left of the people of Shanti are the roial gard and the king. My purpose starts to become clearer right before my eyes. That's why he needed people to build a castle. The Kingdom of Shanti needs help and I may just be the woman that can help do so... However, he asks two things of me. What could it possibly be?
Am I on daily? Well yeah, just about. And how are my RP skills? Uhm, let's see... They're fucking fantastic. This could be a match made in heaven. Have I passed the ultimate test? Will I become a part of something bigger than either your or I could have ever predicted? But wait, DaddyLongStrides walks in. Who is this figure and why does he say that roial gard requested him?
I believe that he is a loyal subject of the Kingdom of Shanti. And since I passed roial gard's two question test, I get off the couch and swear allegiance to the Kingdom of Shanti. The longer I am a part of this conversation, the larger my aspirations grow. I do not just want to build castles anymore! I want to restore Shanti! No long after, roial gard asks me what I want my position to be. I... get to ... choose?!
Yes! I shall be the Queen of Shanti! Screw building castles, I want to live in one! However, it is not that easy everyone. Don't think I just got the respect of roial gard and DaddyLongStrides just like that. I knew I had to prove myself. I had to show them what my agenda was and what I see for the future of Shanti. There's also a problem guys. Shanti already has TWO QUEENS!
[Continued in my next post!]
Part II.
Not a problem at all if you ask me. We'll just stage a little "accident." A little poison in the wine or perhaps a chandelier falls on them; there are many ways to eliminate a queen. I feel as if I start to win over DaddyLongStrides but not the person that can get me a meeting with the king -- roial gard. He is the one who I need to convince. And it starts here. All I had to do was turn to a little inspiration - Dwight Schrute from The Office.
Yes! I get the people going! I get them what they want! roial gard can't tell me outright (It's politics baby) but he tries to signal that "I'm in." I know for a fact that I have swayed DaddyLongStrides. I know that roial gard wants peace for Shanti and I get that... But I will not stand behind idle after Shanti was destroyed in a 25 year war. They need a real leader to restore them to their rightful place.
Never go hungry again? Why did I use that line again? Oh, that's right! Lion King when Scar gathers his army of hyenas. Silly me! I'm almost there, I'm almost the queen! I can almost taste it... And if it were roial gard's choice, we would already be crossing the t's and dotting the i's. Unfortunately, the decision is not his. I need a meeting with the king and I won't stop until I do.
If anyone is a fan of Game of Thrones, I just went full on Cersei Lannister on their asses. They either make me the Queen of Shanti or I will forge my own kingdom, wage war against Shanti, and watch it burn into ashes. This is what women have to do if they ever want to manage a kingdom. I can't just say "Pretty please, can I be your queen?" No! I have to show them the true meaning of power and fear. I need to show them that even though I am not a man, I can manage a kingdom like a man. And what's this? A PM from the roial gard?
I'm in, baby!
You're goddamn right that I will not be denied. roial gard is a simple and yet idealistic man. He believes that we can be peaceful with the kingdom that we fought for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS, massacred our people, and destroyed our castles. Is he mad?! Sure, I will bring peace between the lands. But not until I conquer them all first. As my meeting with these gentlemen ends, I ask that they keep our plot to eliminate the other queens quiet until we can put it in motion. Besides, I need to have a meeting with this king first.
I am still awaiting to hear a message from roial gard informing me that the king of Shanti has returned. We have a lot to discuss.
To be continued.
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