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39. Critic
(I keep a link to my porn blog in my bio these days)
whats your porn blog about?
Porn, what else would it be about
yeah but what about porn?
like are you a critic?
What do you mean "What about porn"? It's porn
alright
wanna have sex?
What about sex?
Like are you a critic?
wanna have sex with me ? is what i mean
Oh
No
cool
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40. Dick pic
Sends link to a picture of his dick
What's that
see yourself
I did what is it?
my cock
Seriously?
yeah
You sure?
yup
If you say so....
Don't send dick pics if they didn't ask for them
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41.Bio Pic
(I just changed my bio to a link to this https://tinyurl.com/ybnqdqq2)
i like the pic in your bio
Thanks its a picture I put in my bio
https://tinyurl.com/ybnqdqq2
this one i mean
Yea that's the pic in my bio
do you use strap ons or only dildo?
I use pics and put them in bios
http://gifmixxx.com/u5O
:#
i feel it in my ass,,,, wish it was there
Wow she put that in his ass like I put a pic in my bio
lool
you want to put osmething in my ass
Na I just put a pic in my bio
please
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Does this count too ?
;-))
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08-12-2017, 08:43 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-12-2017, 08:45 AM by JohnSins.)
The Pic Seller:
Her- Hi Johnny
Me- Whastup
Her- Im selling pic's, want some?
Me- How much? (I was never planning on buying her fake pics, but thought 'lets have some fun')
Her- You tell me hun
Me- 1000
Her- 1000 for one?
Me- How much for all?
Her- Im selling 500$ for one but 85photos 20k is fair
Me- What happens if i end up selling all your nudes at 1000, undercutting you....
Her- lol, u cant
Me- how so? "[Her name]'s nudes for 1000" hahaha
Her- im using unsee pic. i can upload again when u want dont worry
Me- i can take snapshots on my computer. lol
Her- omg are u buying or not. your so rude
Me- its just a joke, relax. And of course not....
Her- its not funny
*She blocked me after that*
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42. The Fool
fool around?
I'm always a fool
lets do it
2 plus 6 equals 26
no it doesnt
Just being a fool >.<
want to fuck lol
Now you're being the fool
yeah thats true
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(01-12-2016, 02:04 AM)Sasso Wrote: 1. The Cheese Guy
Man approaches and begins Conversation with a simple hello. I say Hi. He asks hat I'm into, so I decide to sat I like cheese. He says he likes big tits and asks me what sexy things I'm interested in, so I begin to list some cheeses and talk about Mediterranean salads. I say I enjoy very distinct cheeses, to which he replies "Do you like big distinct dicks?". I reply "Distinct? really? That's what you're going with?" He sends a link to a dick pic, and I decide to drop the conversation from there.
2. Boob size man
Man starts conversation, and asks me what boob size I am. I reply 56 (Number I picked at random, no relation to actual boob size), to which he replies "Nice, good size ". He tells me about his dick size. He asks me for my pictures, so I send him to Zombo.com. I drop the conversation
3. Bongo Bongo in the Congo man
Man starts conversation, asks me if I like bbc. I think for a moment trying think what I could reply with, and reply with "I like Bongo Bongo in the Congo yes". This is the rest of the conversation, his text in red. "Do you wonna have my? ". "You own the Congo?" "Between my legs " "How can you fit and entire country between your legs?" "You wonna get laid by a bbc or what?" "How can I have sex with a developing African Nation?" "With me honey" "You're not the Congo." " You're not even the Republic of the Congo" " mo iam a horny bbc, amd i wonna fuck with you! yes or no?" "But you're not Bongo Bongo in the Congo. I dont even think you know where the Congo is" He drops the conversation at this point.
You're my new favorite person LMAO
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04-17-2018, 10:11 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-17-2018, 10:12 AM by Simple Tania.)
Hey boys and girls, T's here! So this happened last week after a brief moment IG... I was feeling a little frisky after such a long absence...
"THE MONA DICK"
G - https://uploadpie.com/-------
T - (without opening the link) Hurray!!! Your momma have everything to be proud...
G - Do you like my big cock)? (Yep, I was right )
T - Absolutelly...the best one i ever saw!!!!
I'm thinking in framing and put it in my living room!!!
G - Well)? Big)?
T - Oh yes!!! That frame will be the 'ex-libris' of my living room, i'm also thinking in inviting people just to stand there watching it!!!
G - WoW)! bby Tell me what you want to do with it)?
T - Told'Ya! I'm going frame it, put it in my center living room, invite people there to watch and maybe I'll create a meditation spot, with some puff's and zen decor, just for people look and introspect all that your king size cock have to say... it will be the highlight of everybody's life!
G - I mean, if I'm with you now.
T - But you aren't, right? sorry i'm still flabbergasted with that piece...that's quite a piece, Jesus!!!
G - baby, what are you wearing right now)? (OK...from this point on, i lost interest, but i still replied...)
T - a pink babygrow with a white tutu on my 'derriere' (sorry my french) sexy as fuck!!!
G - bby I want to see you))!!! (loosing...)
bby I can to see)? (no more... OK, one last reply!!!)
T - No, sorry, have to go...I've to take care of the arrangements for the opening of my meditation spot in your honor! cya
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So just out of interest, if this "G" played along in sync with you, he would have gotten lucky?
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LOL... the 'G' stands for 'guy' if it stands for 'Callen' have no doubts about how lucky he had gotten, hihihi
Well...I like to think that all guys who have the chance to end up here, in this thread, had lucky! Of course, the definition of lucky, isn't the same regardless the point of view!!!
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