Fancy, schmancy pickup lines

[823]

Because my ign is soju, I've gotten a lot of "can I taste you?" lines. However I've had some nice, polite people message me. 

Like the "pls" sirs...



and the ones who like to be on the safe side...



Someone was even nice enough to make sure the message didn't get lost.



Another person realized that calling strangers by pet names can be patronizing.



Somebody was even interested to know the real me! How nice.



This one's a really hard worker.



(Really though, he's a nice person. I think we had a misunderstanding.)

And finally, the most impressive guy:

[Bor]

I lol'd xd

[trainheartnet]

(01-14-2016, 11:10 PM)823 Wrote: Because my ign is soju, I've gotten a lot of "can I taste you?" lines. However I've had some nice, polite people message me. 

Like the "pls" sirs...



and the ones who like to be on the safe side...



Someone was even nice enough to make sure the message didn't get lost.



Another person realized that calling strangers by pet names can be patronizing.



Somebody was even interested to know the real me! How nice.



This one's a really hard worker.



(Really though, he's a nice person. I think we had a misunderstanding.)

And finally, the most impressive guy:

Really funny....lmao

[Bansai]

Okay, so this one happens when me and my friends were chatting about pick up lines.  Its a public chat fyi

Me: Here's one " My dick died, may I bury it in your vagina?"

A few seconds later, this lady PMed me:

TheLady (not the real name): You may, and bury em deep <3

[Tantrum]

lol Ban, how was the funeral?

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ey 823...great catch lines, i just love the working guy...i have to think about that one, have great potential, ahahah

[Bansai]

(01-16-2016, 11:15 AM)Tantrum Wrote: lol Ban, how was the funeral?

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ey 823...great catch lines, i just love the working guy...i have to think about that one, have great potential, ahahah

Haha sure thing pal, tell me if it works with you

[Merigold]

Got back from a little break, and got something pretty correct when grammar is concerned. Otherwise it's about average, when it comes to cheese.

"You are so Beautiful. It would be a dream for me to make love to you."

So romantic ... Wait, not really.

[Emmie]

I think many of us have gotten that line. ^^ I told him to go to sleep, and he might have a chance, in his dreams.

[KingR]

I get some good ones too...

[Alex-007]

Wouldn't it make more sense to just start a REAL conversation? Something like: "Hey there! Wouldn't you love to see an MNF update soon?!" LOL!