Fancy, schmancy pickup lines

[juicylucy]

It is the first impression. It counts for so much. If I am intrigued or flattered I'm much more likely to respond positively. Telling me you want to taste my juice doesn't really excite me anymore.

[RPesse]

(12-19-2015, 09:09 PM)Silvyraven Wrote: But on a good day, I get the best: (this guy is clearly smooth AF)

(yes this worked)

Just tell me his name, he's the Man with the capital M 

[Merigold]

Am I getting too close to thirty or am too retarded to understand plain english.
But this homo sapiens was trying to communicate and I didn't really get what was he trying to say.

"Hello, can sex (Love)?
My name is Leondardo,
I'm from Italy @}----"

[Bor]

He was curious if u wan sum fuk c:

[RPesse]

(12-20-2015, 08:37 PM)Merigold Wrote: Am I getting too close to thirty or am too retarded to understand plain english.
But this homo sapiens was trying to communicate and I didn't really get what was he trying to say.

"Hello, can sex (Love)?
My name is Leondardo,
I'm from Italy @}----"

It's my ordinary shit, I'm Italian and you've been lucky to find this guy, the other italians would text you "hey where are you from can we have sex?". Don't worry, they communicate in worst ways even in their own language...

[Bor]

(12-19-2015, 09:09 PM)Silvyraven Wrote: But on a good day, I get the best: (this guy is clearly smooth AF)

(yes this worked)

good one c:


her name had "angel" in it, so I dropped this one.

[Darko]

I received this "beauty" yesterday O_O

[RPesse]

(12-21-2015, 01:01 PM)Darko Wrote: I received this "beauty" yesterday O_O

This is... curious.

[Tao]

(12-21-2015, 01:01 PM)Darko Wrote: I received this "beauty" yesterday O_O

Okay.... She better have a break with japanese porn ^^"

[Thekink]

(12-21-2015, 01:01 PM)Darko Wrote: I received this "beauty" yesterday O_O

LOL Darko, that is so wrong on so many levels, I love it!!!