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04-13-2016, 10:49 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-13-2016, 10:49 AM by Sate.)
Hmm.. The ones that tried and failed through PM
"Show me new positions" (I had too many sarcastic comments for this one)
Random Lv 1 Girl in Bikini: "I lost my way home"
Me: "Where is home?"
10 seconds later is in a room
Me: "I guess you found home"
Random: "Cumin"
Me: "Are you talking about the spice or want me to cum someplace?"
Random "Cumin"
There are more but these were the ones that were fairly recent when I logged in.
Ladies, Maybe you like the mischievous Thief? Sure he can steal your heart, but he'll be gone in the morning.. along with everything that isn't nailed down or on fire.
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There is an interesting on that guys can use.
Ask someone if they can spell me. It gets spelled, and you tell them they forgot the D. Hopefully, they respond with there is no D in me. That is when you respond with, not yet.
In the darkest moments, you find the light that has always driven you.
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Disclaimer: Original spelling.
Guy: if tis were the sexy olympics, you'd get all the golds
Guy: so, you wanna do something physicial
Me: If it were the olympics for cheesy pick up line, that would win the "Comedy Gold" competition.
Guy: ok, you win this time.
- Captain, thar she blows! What should we do/!
- Men to guns! ... Run the guns you fools!
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07-04-2016, 01:11 PM
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Lined up one liners in multiple lines as they go:
Random: My tooth hurts
Me : Uhm...ok..why are you telling me this?
Random: 'cause your (quoting) so sweet
Me : Get out.
P.S. "ba dum tss" @ Syd. x.x
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Is this thread still active? Well.. I skipped the other pages and came here.
"There will be 7 planets tonight after I'm done with Uranus"
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07-06-2016, 10:42 PM
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This one is a wee short, I have to admit that no handymen did ever hit on me, not untill now.
Disclaimer original spelling
Guy: I may not be a windshield reapair man, but I can still fill your crack in.
Me: Ahhh... the local handyman, I presume.
Needless to say, he forgot his tounge and returned for his tools, no sight of the handyman as of yet, but hey the showers in the baths are working ...
- Captain, thar she blows! What should we do/!
- Men to guns! ... Run the guns you fools!
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Hello, if you have got new ideas, please, feel free to tell them.
Let's see the bright sight of this world!