03-02-2021, 06:22 AM
As the Almighty Cactus I would like to wish those who've had birthdays, a happy birthday. I don't know most of you and likely never will except in the most abstract sense, since I am omniscient.
Most of you are boring...I don't care to meet you in person...but I'm getting off topic. A lot like the time when I told a story about going out to buy a hat. I wanted a large sombrero that only I could wear. It was to be green and have gold trim and dangly things on the brim....but there I go again trailing off.
Point being, when it's time for your birthday, please come look at this thread. Know, (insert name here) that I care about your (insert number) birthday. =3
My Cactus Blessings upon you.
p.s. - please don't post in this thread and ruin the wishes with your narcissism. the birthday thread is for everyone that has a birthday. hmmm? didn't think about all the other people that have birthdays 365 days a year...in your earth years. and time dilation...you bet your ass you didn't think about that.
Kisses
Blahbitty, the Almighty Cactus
2020 Yo-Yo Champion of Jupiter
Most of you are boring...I don't care to meet you in person...but I'm getting off topic. A lot like the time when I told a story about going out to buy a hat. I wanted a large sombrero that only I could wear. It was to be green and have gold trim and dangly things on the brim....but there I go again trailing off.
Point being, when it's time for your birthday, please come look at this thread. Know, (insert name here) that I care about your (insert number) birthday. =3
My Cactus Blessings upon you.
p.s. - please don't post in this thread and ruin the wishes with your narcissism. the birthday thread is for everyone that has a birthday. hmmm? didn't think about all the other people that have birthdays 365 days a year...in your earth years. and time dilation...you bet your ass you didn't think about that.
Kisses
Blahbitty, the Almighty Cactus
2020 Yo-Yo Champion of Jupiter
