The petnis sex toy should be free not premium.The double ended dildo lesbians should be allowed to use it in the game.Also please add more lesbian poses.I would love to see lesbian threesomes.women should be allowed to use the petnis on the themselves and other online characters.Women should be allowed to hve sex with the online npc.

I ventured out and was surprised,
To find this place was cruel,
I headed up a little rise,
To find myself a fool

I thought to say hello to them,
I wanted them to smile,
Paused for just a moment then,
To catch my thoughts a while.

Her venom came, fleck'd dark with spite,
Against it I was caught,
I, barely born, knew not the right,
And so I did say naught.

I fled, my feet went pitter pat,
My avatar I left,
To go to make a little tea,
I drank and felt bereft.

When I return'd I found that they,
Had not left me alone,
Cursed was I in open play,
I logged, on my own.

Well, this is something I thought I'd post. I made my frist character and the above was my first experience of the game. It actually occured in the Petnis Forest. I spawned in the meadow and began walking about. Not knowing what I was doing or where people congregated I wandered into the forest and up to investigate the map. There stood some poeple (I now know they were some of the people from this forum) I approached, wanting to make friends. Paused for a moment to work out how to say hello and was chased away. I apologised for intruding, walked to another part of the map and went to make a drink. I came back and found the open chat with the last comment directed to me, saying that spying wasn't cool. I logged out and very nearly never logged back in.

I'm glad I changed my mind. I doubt any of the members involved will remember that incident, it was probably of little significance to them. I thought I would share though as I quite like the poem.

If you do recognise yourselves, don't worry about it. I know, now, that I was in a palce few people visit and my silence collecting my thoughts looked like I was a voiceless colder (although I didn't send any invitations, I didn't know how or have a room.)

*Hug* to all readers of this

December 23rd was the last real update (couple pairs of shorts in mid January hardly seems to count.)

Last we heard was we were getting pole-dancing soon (about two weeks ago.)

I understand the devs are humans and busy and this is just a side project, but why the silence? If there is an issue or holdup, isn't the smart thing to do communicate that to those who are paying for your service at the very least? It would ease a vast majority of the frustration if there was an official post that just said something like "Sorry guys, next update is being moved up a few weeks/a month due to difficulties on our end, Thanks."

We aren't asking for a miracle here, just some acknowledgement.

Hello everyone, since we have an increase in sexual activity on the forums, I have decided to cool the whole thing down and share some stories from my Shadowrun campaigns. I'll post the first one here, then you can tell me if you would like to read more.

A Runner's Dream:

This run happened sometime mid to late in the campaign. We were contacted by the Johnson during our break week after a rather sucessful run, so we were rolling in nuyen and felt rather good about ourselves. Anyways, Johnson comes into contact with us with a proposition to work for him and his boss, no funny business yet. He offers us a reward of at least 400K nueyen...each, no runner can refuse an offer like that. This all changed when we found out that the guy we're working for is Lofwyr, the fraggin' president of Saeder Krupp. Following the ancient runner's saying to never deal with a dragon, we nearly hung up on the Johnson, before leaving for Redmond. The only thing that saved us was the smell of a previous victory and the delicious reward. Battling our anxiety, we pressed on.

Apparently, a young dragon has taken up residence in this area and amassed a surprising amount of wealth in a rather short period of time. Saeder Krupp took notice and decided that they don't like it.

Our target was a private, double A corp vault. We were tasked with infiltrating the vaults and finding out where all the monies are coming from. Secondary objectives were to plant a bug into their system, make sure their head honcho had a little accident and finally, fry their servers. Our personal goals were to steal as much yen as we could and try to find whatever other shiny goodies the company hid in their super hi-tech vaults.

For this run we've had our usual black coat team, consisting of:

Karl - The Uberdecker
Chauvette - the Samfiltrator
Nubz - the Rat Shaman
Jim - the Facefiltrator
Hannah - the Gearhead
The Driver - the Rigger

After a week of searching, we found out that the security officer lived alone, the matrix had no spider protecting it (he was away for unknown reasons) and the security was lazier between 1200 and 2000.

Officer Jeyong has ordered a soyburger and a spicy pizza from Jackie's. The food there was cheap drek, but he found that the nostalgia was worth indulging in. Surprisingly enough, the order arrived within 10 minutes. Opening the door, he pulls out his credstick before his eyes roll on his forehead as the delivery girl crushes his throat. 

Next day, Jim, perfectly disguised as Officer Jeyong, strolls into the corp building, giving the two guards at the entrance a curt nod he proceeds to his office, adjusting his uniform and dropping a small drone into one of the bins. The rest of the group, save The Driver, follow suit dressed as regular wage slaves. Passing by the Sec office, they grab the copy of a key to the lower levels when an "accidental" electrical fire starts in the staffroom. Using this distraction, four figures file into the lower levels of the building...

Rolling a few lucky stealth checks, we decide that we couldn't keep this up for long, so Nubz transformed into his ratty self to scout for us. Coming up to the vault door without further problems, we decided not to risk decking the door, instead the Gearhead worked her magic and physically broke into the door. Leaving her behind in control of the drone, we went on to scour the contents while the drone snuck it's way to the server room, rigging up a small EM grenade before trundling off towards the upper levels.

As we suspected, one of the datanodes was located inside the vault, so while the rest of us looted to our heart's content, the Uberdecker set down to work on planting the bug...

Slightly weighted down by the loot, we manage to get back topside without much problems. Unfortunately the fire has spread towards the top levels and shorted out the power, frying the CEO in the process. Apparently the managenment here cared about their employees, since we were escorted out of the building by the Chief of Security himself.

In the end, we secured about 800 grand worth of nuyen as well as a few really rare toys. This was about the most sucessfull run we've ever done, since there was absolutely no need for a fight, which was rather surprising. The main bit of luck was that we forgot to check for magical defences, so the fact that we weren't fried was EXTREMELY lucky (basically, the shaman saved us since he was the only one who brought things to counter whatever magic we could encounter)

Anyways, this concludes the first tale, if you want more stories, let me know. I might even tell you some stories from my Dark Heresy and CoC campaigns

Cath's here!

I think I started something big... I'm sorry guys! I'm sorry!

I screwed up!

ps: you can rp here too

I've seen roleplaying started in a lot of threads, and it's great that people are enjoying themselves! But sometimes it can get in the way of the topic of the thread, and make it hard for people to get back on topic. So here is a thread I encourage people to roleplay on! If that strikes your fancy. 

If it feels forced, try making your own thread, with a more specific line of roleplay perhaps? (Like MDMA's Warhammer 40k RP thread) Either way, I hope you all keep having fun!

                                                                                                      

Dear Members/Community of Mnfclub,
I want to know how to get better at roleplaying and getting other users attention. I started playing mnfclub in later october, talking to tons of people and . But now, I get online try to talk to others and get ignore (I am a male). When I play as a female avatar, I get some in less than 5 minutes to get to a rp but when I play as my own gender, it takes me about a hour or more while I'm playing(I don't like loving man). I will be glad if anyone of you could give me tips,
Thanks,
Mick

INTRODUCTION

Hello my dears, this journey began from the first day, why?, you may ask, because i need it, i need to explore my mind, test my limits, see if i have it in me or not, and mainly, because i need to keep my mind occupied, it works...
Personal problems, led me to create this new "persona", and since day one, i decide that this "new me" will be different, so, i "grab" in all my anger, all my frustation, clenched my fists and take the bull by the horns...
I had some ideas on how to start this journey, but i need partners to help me, to guide me, where to find them? sure, i already knew some good partners, but not for what i need, so, what to do? i use this forum, in here, i found most of them, reading what they wrote, and sending Private Messages, being as honest as possible, describing what i want and making dates with them in-game.
This part is for them, my partners, to all of them, they were absolutely amazing, with some, i'm sure our partnership evolved to friendship, with others at least it was a good experience, for all of them, with no exception, THANK YOU.
A final note for my friends, and specially for my sister in-game, i know i negleted you, i was selfish, i wasn't there when you need me, and for that, I'M SORRY, i know you forgive me, i know you understood my reasons and support my actions, but even through this time, i still feel bad about it, I LOVE YOU!
And that's it, from now on, i post my "experiences" in here, skipping some details, and letting the names of my partners out of it, for a matter of respect to all of them. I hope you all enjoy this "trip" through my dark side, as much as i did.
Kisses and hugs.
Fenix_TS

P.S. The TS is my initials name, an unfortunate choice, that by chance, earned me some partners.
 
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Hey guys, I was thinking of creating a Kik group of MNF, since I think an out-game chat would be awesome and it would be the best way of know each other and chat on a phone without giving away our numbers or private info.

I need interested people before I put it online, tho, so if anyone is interested, send me a PM with your kik username